Message from @FloridaManBoohajideen
Discord ID: 688832335902408721
Especially the gooberment
look dude i'm not trying to be a downer but if you put me in a situation where i have to vs a bunch of armed, trained proffessional dogshooters who want to kill me i'm just gonna fucking die bro i'm not super man all i have is a baton
I would invest in methamphetamine and PCP then
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That way at least you can do work with the baton
fuck no
natty gains only
i have a massive pit of unresolved anger that i can convert to adrenaline in times of need, i can substitute that for drugs
at best i'd get one and inflict psychological scars on the rest
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Then just do your best then
that's all i can do sweetheart
the idea is to be a wallflower
Well you might be in the wrong discord for that lmao
But its good you're here. We need as many as possible
you know on second thought we have a pair of sledgehammers and my uncle hates the government almost as much as i do so maybe we could figure something out
I DK bro I feel like PCP would work better
Hell some guy in Florida far off eight cops all while masturbating on meth
that's impressive
Fought off*
Yeah I feel like the dude should’ve been cleared of all charges just for being based
That is
based meth head psych warfare tactics
Believe it or not Joe Rogan this is not the first time I’ve tasted penis
Oh shit I forgot that you probably are too young for that joke
i don't watch joe rogan
**big sigh**
It’s from the Chapelle show
ohhh
it's been a while
You know what maybe quarantine is the best thing for you, you can watch the Sopranos and the Chapelle show
Lmao
i used to watch that with my dad but the only skit i can remember is dave chapelle being giant and fucking a volcano
God I miss Chappell. At least his most recent special was fairly based
based? based on what?
Chapelle has always been like that
"Get you a red balls. Its coke in a can baby"
**GOD DAMNIT**
**FLIPS CHAIR**
Lurk m04r
see now you're not getting one of my jokes