Message from @Bard

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2020-03-30 20:03:27 UTC  

Yeah that's the colon getting used to it

2020-03-30 20:03:29 UTC  

Shit so fast I only have to wipe once

2020-03-30 20:03:34 UTC  

Your ass is Poseidon Sparkled <:lol:554425196283559938>

2020-03-30 20:03:45 UTC  

My ass is speed

2020-03-30 20:03:59 UTC  

kaCHIEOWN

2020-03-30 20:04:07 UTC  

at least you arent wasting toilet paper

2020-03-30 20:04:26 UTC  

thats apparently apocalypse currency. and here I am with a metric ton of bottle caps

2020-03-30 20:04:33 UTC  

Same lol

2020-03-30 20:04:46 UTC  

okay okay okay

2020-03-30 20:04:47 UTC  

but

2020-03-30 20:04:57 UTC  

what are people gonna BUY TP *WITH*?

2020-03-30 20:05:02 UTC  

Only thing I had that was off diet so far was beer last night

2020-03-30 20:05:14 UTC  

How many days in are you?

2020-03-30 20:05:20 UTC  

5

2020-03-30 20:05:30 UTC  

ofucc

2020-03-30 20:09:09 UTC  

**KACHOW**

2020-03-30 20:09:27 UTC  

Eventually you basically stop shitting altogether

2020-03-30 20:10:59 UTC  

Teeny poops from on out

2020-03-30 20:22:36 UTC  

My homies about to cut my hair with a pube trimmer, pray for me

2020-03-30 20:32:52 UTC  

Jeez man times are getting tuff with this quarentine, i need a cut too

2020-03-30 20:33:42 UTC  

I'm going for the mohawk

2020-03-30 20:35:33 UTC  

@Bard camp Goon is about to get on the Mohawk life too lmao

2020-03-30 20:35:47 UTC  

My brothers wife cuts hair so I'm lucky as hell.

2020-03-30 20:35:53 UTC  

Based

2020-03-30 20:38:40 UTC  

any of yall know anything about bee-keeping

2020-03-30 20:41:40 UTC  

I know a little Daddyyy hubbyyy

2020-03-30 20:42:14 UTC  

@Mjolnir Spartan I am here to inform you that I have no relevant experience, anecdotes, or information of any kind to furnish to you, but dearly want to see you get stung hundreds of times

2020-03-30 20:42:47 UTC  

Post it on world star

2020-03-30 20:42:53 UTC  

lol

2020-03-30 20:43:17 UTC  

honey bees dont really sting just because

2020-03-30 20:43:28 UTC  

thats them asshole cunts with wings i.e paper wasps and hornets

2020-03-30 20:43:33 UTC  

Get those africanized nigguh bees

2020-03-30 20:43:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/694285714396938330/IMG_20200330_132439_798.jpg

2020-03-30 20:43:38 UTC  

New patch came on

2020-03-30 20:43:40 UTC  

In*

2020-03-30 20:43:53 UTC  

I love it

2020-03-30 20:44:14 UTC  

Even with the generic caption, the graphic is fuckin sick

2020-03-30 20:45:02 UTC  

Yeah I am loving it too

2020-03-30 20:45:34 UTC  

THAT patch...😍

2020-03-30 20:46:22 UTC  

when the country goes into shit hit fan mode... and yall need items to barter with, take up beekeeping, Honey is a natural sweetener, its a natural antiseptic, its a natural probiotic and its extremely healthy for you

2020-03-30 20:46:42 UTC  

I found a colt upper for 300