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Magic amulet to protect twitter CEO from ISIS.

The fuck...

*Sighs.*

This feels like a onion article.

But it isn't

Talismans are making a comeback, apparently

Certiantly lends creadability to the "Illuminati Witch craft powerful leaders!" conspirancies.

Wut the fuck

apparently 5 teens have gone missing from my town in the last month or so.

*Sighs....* The left have gone full fucking retard.

perhaps this is what all the cops were about, and at least 2 cars are still here.

i live in IT now, apparently

gotta go check the sewers

see if things float down there

Missing children? Is there a nearby Clinton Foundation office?

Of course Jack Dorsey backed out of the deal for amulet.

It is fucking retarded.

Makes him look like a total retard and anti-science.

Grenade... let the kids go. The Clintons aren't paying that much for kids any more

And they definitely don't pay top dollar for teenagers. They want infants.

i'm not doing jack shit, its the cops who are being a pain

showing up in force, lights and sirens going.

yeah it is reasonable if they find all the missing ppl in one place

Everyone liked what I made!

I am happy they loved the food I made.

I was experimenting.

veyr nice dude

cooking is so fufilling

Italian Cheesy Shells Helper, Cheeseburger Helper, Chopped Green & Red Bell Peppers, and Chopped Tomatoes.

I was happy they liked it... I wanted to spice up the hamburger helper.

And I worked super hard on it.

I was experimenting a bit...

nice yeah sounds tasty

It was.

lol fuck

im getting hungry now

thank god food is about ready

I used Fresh Bell Peppers and Tomatoes.

just finishin up ye ole christmas tree

I have to fix steak this chirstmas.