Theres no fucking sandwich emoji!!!!

lol

Basically I don't look like a middle aged man.

What's this world coming to

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and there lies the pickle

I've looked like a middle aged man for the last 10 years

Middle age doesnt happen until your mid 40s?

middle aged is 50

XD

I am 34.... I got 6 more years to go.

To loose all my hair.

XD

And start growing it in odd places.

Namely the ears, looking like the gremlins.

But my body is like no... you are staying the same way you were when you were 19.

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heh

i look like a hitman 😦

Seriously, you can change that

it takes work

Dr. Wol.... get the tattoo.

Bar code tattoo.

not that hitman

i'm not bald

Go to the gym every day for 6 months and start eating protein bars

you'll stop looking 19

quick

just start smoking

I think I look ugly. XD

you'll stop looking 19

you'll be 70 by the time you're 40

See... UGLY MALE!

aww, baby face

coochie coochie cooo 😛

i just threw up in my mouth

_Long haired hippy._
IN DAD VOICE: _Get a haircut_

grow a mustache

bring back the hitler stash

I jsut look like i have to fly the canal and give jerry what for

your eyes look off