yes

I haven't gained any weight since I was 19 years old.

I am 34.

then you aren't trying hard enough

speaking as someone with a normal metabolism,

its very easy to gain weight if you just work at it

34 years of being the same size and weight I was when I was 19.

Get a desk job, eat 5 sandwiches a day

and a hearty helping of fries and cheese for lunch

I constantly get ID'ed at bars.

They call me baby face, baby cake.

-_-

😄

The female bartenders.

ouch

that does hurt

Theres no fucking sandwich emoji!!!!

lol

Basically I don't look like a middle aged man.

What's this world coming to

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and there lies the pickle

I've looked like a middle aged man for the last 10 years

Middle age doesnt happen until your mid 40s?

middle aged is 50

XD

I am 34.... I got 6 more years to go.

To loose all my hair.

XD

And start growing it in odd places.

Namely the ears, looking like the gremlins.

But my body is like no... you are staying the same way you were when you were 19.

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heh

i look like a hitman 😦

Seriously, you can change that

it takes work

Dr. Wol.... get the tattoo.

Bar code tattoo.

not that hitman

i'm not bald

Go to the gym every day for 6 months and start eating protein bars