Message from @Swedishmafia101

Discord ID: 529388180906967060


2018-12-31 19:49:05 UTC  

Step 1. Get naked
Step 2. Do not have a boner
Step 2. Straigten your back and stand upright
Step 3. Look down without bending over

If you can see your dick, you're fine. If you cannot see your dick, you're a fat fuck who should lose weight ASAP.

2018-12-31 19:49:13 UTC  

You're all very welcome

2018-12-31 19:53:12 UTC  

what if you just have a big dic

2018-12-31 19:53:36 UTC  

It will still hang down

2018-12-31 19:53:37 UTC  

That's when you try self-fellatio

2018-12-31 19:54:10 UTC  

If your dick doesn't hang down when it's flaccid, you should get help

2018-12-31 19:54:19 UTC  

You could just look straight into the mirror with your shirt off. If you can see your abs then you're fine (and less gay than if you stood there staring at your dick).

2018-12-31 19:54:26 UTC  

Swed is right

2018-12-31 19:54:43 UTC  

Priapism is bad, bad, bad

2018-12-31 19:54:58 UTC  

@devpav invisible abs =/= overweight

2018-12-31 19:55:48 UTC  

If your abs are visible then you're not overweight.

2018-12-31 19:55:55 UTC  

Of course

2018-12-31 19:56:14 UTC  

But you're not overweight of you can't see them

2018-12-31 19:56:29 UTC  

**WallyPentari#9569** just left the server.

2018-12-31 19:57:04 UTC  

A man needs to have about 10 - 12 body fat percentage in order for the abs to be visible

2018-12-31 19:57:55 UTC  

But if I recall correctly, over 20% if overweight

2018-12-31 19:58:04 UTC  

I know I was implying <20% body fat as a fitness goal there.

2018-12-31 19:58:39 UTC  

If you have less than 20% body fat you should be able to see yo dicc

2018-12-31 19:59:09 UTC  

Looking at ya own dicc is a lot easier than having your body fat measured

2018-12-31 19:59:16 UTC  

I'm overweight and I can still see mine

2018-12-31 19:59:37 UTC  

@Glaice then stop watching porn and try again

2018-12-31 19:59:38 UTC  

*big dick alert*

2018-12-31 19:59:57 UTC  

😄

2018-12-31 20:00:15 UTC  

Click off that furry shit

2018-12-31 20:00:37 UTC  

No lol

2018-12-31 20:00:53 UTC  

I've done the real thing, kthx

2018-12-31 20:01:16 UTC  

The test cannot be performed accurately if you refuse to let yo dicc hang down

2018-12-31 20:01:54 UTC  

I just did, I can see it

2018-12-31 20:02:18 UTC  

Do you know your body fat percentage?

2018-12-31 20:02:39 UTC  

No, but I am guessing weight is around the 230# range

2018-12-31 20:02:39 UTC  

And make sure you're not bending your back or your neck

2018-12-31 20:02:47 UTC  

Just tilt your head

2018-12-31 20:03:17 UTC  

230# what?

2018-12-31 20:03:22 UTC  

Pounds

2018-12-31 20:03:33 UTC  

how tall are you?

2018-12-31 20:03:38 UTC  

5'11"

2018-12-31 20:04:06 UTC  

Or 1.8m

2018-12-31 20:04:30 UTC  

Apologies, but I don't use FREEDOM measurements

2018-12-31 20:04:54 UTC  

180.34 cm

2018-12-31 20:05:02 UTC  

I'm 193 **CENTIMETERS** tall and I weigh 72 **KILOGRAMS**

2018-12-31 20:05:28 UTC  

damn now I have to convert numbers