Message from @Swedishmafia101

Discord ID: 529385528638963724


2018-12-31 19:35:58 UTC  

why not have your next ad campaign being that your body is too good for facebook?

2018-12-31 19:36:04 UTC  

bam

2018-12-31 19:36:09 UTC  

i just saved your career

2018-12-31 19:36:31 UTC  

I wonder where they draw the line

2018-12-31 19:36:46 UTC  

Because it seems like they are saying abs are offensive

2018-12-31 19:38:07 UTC  

they are

2018-12-31 19:38:11 UTC  

to fat people

2018-12-31 19:38:36 UTC  

fat people who probably have to lean foward in order to see their feet below them

2018-12-31 19:41:06 UTC  

hey, there are fit women who have to lean forward to see their feet 😉

2018-12-31 19:41:54 UTC  

🙄

2018-12-31 19:42:02 UTC  

🤔

2018-12-31 19:42:13 UTC  

Either way...

2018-12-31 19:42:34 UTC  

I believe I can concocted a formula to measure a man's belly fat

2018-12-31 19:43:48 UTC  

**I can share it with you for only $19.99**

2018-12-31 19:45:01 UTC  

lol

2018-12-31 19:45:15 UTC  

all you have to do is watch what he eats for a period of time

2018-12-31 19:45:39 UTC  

he also probably has to eat less too

2018-12-31 19:46:00 UTC  

just eating in a mirror won't just solve the non-flat stomach situation

2018-12-31 19:46:34 UTC  

Ok I'll tell u

2018-12-31 19:47:43 UTC  

**Aaron (Vanillo Support)#9818** just left the server.

2018-12-31 19:49:05 UTC  

Step 1. Get naked
Step 2. Do not have a boner
Step 2. Straigten your back and stand upright
Step 3. Look down without bending over

If you can see your dick, you're fine. If you cannot see your dick, you're a fat fuck who should lose weight ASAP.

2018-12-31 19:49:13 UTC  

You're all very welcome

2018-12-31 19:53:12 UTC  

what if you just have a big dic

2018-12-31 19:53:36 UTC  

It will still hang down

2018-12-31 19:53:37 UTC  

That's when you try self-fellatio

2018-12-31 19:54:10 UTC  

If your dick doesn't hang down when it's flaccid, you should get help

2018-12-31 19:54:19 UTC  

You could just look straight into the mirror with your shirt off. If you can see your abs then you're fine (and less gay than if you stood there staring at your dick).

2018-12-31 19:54:26 UTC  

Swed is right

2018-12-31 19:54:43 UTC  

Priapism is bad, bad, bad

2018-12-31 19:54:58 UTC  

@devpav invisible abs =/= overweight

2018-12-31 19:55:48 UTC  

If your abs are visible then you're not overweight.

2018-12-31 19:55:55 UTC  

Of course

2018-12-31 19:56:14 UTC  

But you're not overweight of you can't see them

2018-12-31 19:56:29 UTC  

**WallyPentari#9569** just left the server.

2018-12-31 19:57:04 UTC  

A man needs to have about 10 - 12 body fat percentage in order for the abs to be visible

2018-12-31 19:57:55 UTC  

But if I recall correctly, over 20% if overweight

2018-12-31 19:58:04 UTC  

I know I was implying <20% body fat as a fitness goal there.

2018-12-31 19:58:39 UTC  

If you have less than 20% body fat you should be able to see yo dicc

2018-12-31 19:59:09 UTC  

Looking at ya own dicc is a lot easier than having your body fat measured

2018-12-31 19:59:16 UTC  

I'm overweight and I can still see mine

2018-12-31 19:59:37 UTC  

@Glaice then stop watching porn and try again