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A model M1917 US Navy Cutlass is where it's at

2lb of thrust will skewer a man

if you want to be morbid

I will cut you in half first

rapier has a longer reach

It won't pierce plate

I will smack you in the head with the murder stroke

it'll pierce the joints between plate

cutlasses were designed for short closed confined places (ships) not the open battlefield

* lance intensifies *

my brain hurts at this https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/12/31/679832549/when-too-cute-is-too-much-the-brain-can-get-aggressive

wait this is new? i thought this was common knowledge

I just love the fact that bambi is a stag and all the people naming their girls after it are naming them after a dude.

hey it's 2018 gender is meaningless

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shit it's already 2019 in a lot of places

I've been telling you guys for weeks to get used to saying 2019

Makes the transition easier

it only counts when its 2019 in the UK

GMT motherthingers

i deny new years in the first 3 time zones of the US until it is new years in my time zone

not da GMT

irrelevant

You are irrelevant, you will escort us to sector 0 0 0 where we will begin the assimulation of your culture to serve ours.

You're going to appropriate someone's culture?!?!

that's not what 1776 said :^)

well more accurately , thats not what the french said

I believe there was some rebellious british colonials around as well

was going to ask, they do better burgers than five guys?

five guys is pretty bad ;P

All I've had at Five Guys is some fries a long time ago so i have no idea

five guys bad?

What do you consider good then

Cause as far as nationwide chains go, five guys has the best burgers, though they *are* overpriced

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Seems like the nation is divided on this important issue

i've never had five guys

you know, that could be taken the wrong way

ah, there isn't one near me