Me, executing a Snow Heretic (1207, colorized)

Me, playing the organ in a CHRISTIAN church (circa 1195)

https://youtu.be/-UWRcmc5_r8

https://youtu.be/kzMDOuS7MAA

https://youtu.be/jNH-9Vp423g

I remember these videos...

Good times.

oh man

I want to learn how to use a sword

but it stems from my desire to live out the Percy Jackson world, not from my 1/2 european roots

sweet

O.o

poor cat

dafuq did i walk into? New Years selfie battle?

😂

this is why you can't leave Dr.Wol!

also, a long sword? ancient tech ... rapier is where you want to be at

Heck nah

https://i.imgur.com/BI0qaev.gif

A model M1917 US Navy Cutlass is where it's at

2lb of thrust will skewer a man

if you want to be morbid

I will cut you in half first

rapier has a longer reach

It won't pierce plate

I will smack you in the head with the murder stroke

it'll pierce the joints between plate

cutlasses were designed for short closed confined places (ships) not the open battlefield

* lance intensifies *

my brain hurts at this https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/12/31/679832549/when-too-cute-is-too-much-the-brain-can-get-aggressive

wait this is new? i thought this was common knowledge

I just love the fact that bambi is a stag and all the people naming their girls after it are naming them after a dude.

hey it's 2018 gender is meaningless

✌

shit it's already 2019 in a lot of places

I've been telling you guys for weeks to get used to saying 2019

Makes the transition easier

it only counts when its 2019 in the UK

GMT motherthingers