and is like "bae! these panties don't work on you, they'd look better on the floor"

Then you slap her rear

and she melts for you

oof throwing cards around? why not just replay Tim's videos in the background? 😂

I think that qualifies as a spine.

-_-.... she was desperate and I was like... Nah.

yea desperation stinks

She tried to give me this... "I always liked you and wanted to be with you, but I didn't want to waste my childhood being stuck with one man."

Like wtf...

Beanie for $499?

desperation is like moles

We all have them,
We don't wanna have them

and in a unique case its sexy 😛

That's 100 too much

Makes it $4,999

*Buys and it and jacks up price.*

. . . that's not desperation Dusty. . . that's fucking sadistic

an ex of mine messaged me saying he's ready to finally settle down and have a family, and I like beesh please , boat has sailed

but if tim removes his beanie dose another one apear in its place? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

>.>.... I was with my fiance at the time. -_-

I told her.... Take a pole and shove it.

....

That question has been answered by a guy who pissed off Timcast.

Shove it, twist it, and love it like the hoe she was. XD

Tim IS the beanie

Dusty that was golden. nearly choked on oxygen because damnit it is so true

also, for the Tim fangirl wamen here

What if...

One would buy Tims beanie, dip it in oil for a while, so the Beanies oils and essences seep into it,

And then sell you Tim essenced body-oil?

too much effort 😂

😂

wouldn't you need a lot of beanies to do that tho?

nah, just put it in a big vat

and sell 40 bottles at 50 dollah

instead of 1 beanie for 500

buddy no 😂

okay okay, just market exploration here

Tim's going to end up killed from a crazy fangirl if we do this

nah

by a capitalist that smells profit 😛

If you clone Tim, his clothes won't be cloned obviously... but the Beanie™ will.

🤔

- buy tims beanie for 500
- clone Tim's scalp for its beanie-empowerment purposes
- Make a beanie factory line
- Profit

*Tim's too pure for profit*

I wonder....

I felt like my last video was rather benign, as in it wasnt overlly pro right or left

shit he's onto me