I got 4

Kermit broke up with Piggy for Tickle Me Elmo.

>.>

with the loan money stuffed in an account that you can't access, it keeps you safe from overspending

I need my tax return money

😅

tax returns are such bullshit lol

Kermit is into ball tickling with Elmo.

>.>

I had to explain the joke sadly.

It failed.

Hmmm nonsense

I ain't about to let the government screw me out of thousands of dollars

the government is giving you back some of the money that you earned that they took from you. They already screwed you out of thousands of dollars and giving you a tax return makes you feel like they are being gracious

Well yeah

it's garbage lol

But taxes are a necessary evil

taxes are

income taxes are not

Income taxes are just another tax

Life sucks

Deal with it

I'm fine with property tax and sales tax

but income tax

no no

Go rub your dick a few times

I rub it too much as it is

it's already chafing

I can almost guarantee that income tax is going to be the last thing on your mind

shit

I'm always mad about that

I could be jerking it with expensive lotion

but they took the money I could have used to buy that

Clearly you are not rubbing one out right now

Cause again

how do you know that

I may be a master of multitasking

Taxes wont be on your mind while you are going at it

Also who the fuck uses lotion to rub one out?

what if I jerk it to the thought of a taxless society

Multitasking is a myth