Message from @EndangeredProdigy

Discord ID: 530339918963277825


2019-01-03 10:58:29 UTC  

So you dont even gotta pay it all off in that month

2019-01-03 10:58:59 UTC  

Carrying a balance helps your score too

2019-01-03 10:59:18 UTC  

So it is worth the slight extra in interest

2019-01-03 10:59:23 UTC  

cards are more dangerous, though, because you get tempted to use them more

2019-01-03 10:59:26 UTC  

To carry a small balance

2019-01-03 10:59:35 UTC  

Tell me about it

2019-01-03 10:59:39 UTC  

I got 4

2019-01-03 10:59:43 UTC  

Kermit broke up with Piggy for Tickle Me Elmo.

2019-01-03 10:59:44 UTC  

>.>

2019-01-03 10:59:48 UTC  

with the loan money stuffed in an account that you can't access, it keeps you safe from overspending

2019-01-03 11:00:16 UTC  

I need my tax return money

2019-01-03 11:00:26 UTC  

😅

2019-01-03 11:00:27 UTC  

tax returns are such bullshit lol

2019-01-03 11:00:27 UTC  

Kermit is into ball tickling with Elmo.

2019-01-03 11:00:28 UTC  

>.>

2019-01-03 11:00:41 UTC  

I had to explain the joke sadly.

2019-01-03 11:00:43 UTC  

It failed.

2019-01-03 11:00:45 UTC  

Hmmm nonsense

2019-01-03 11:01:05 UTC  

I ain't about to let the government screw me out of thousands of dollars

2019-01-03 11:01:29 UTC  

the government is giving you back some of the money that you earned that they took from you. They already screwed you out of thousands of dollars and giving you a tax return makes you feel like they are being gracious

2019-01-03 11:01:51 UTC  

Well yeah

2019-01-03 11:01:58 UTC  

it's garbage lol

2019-01-03 11:02:02 UTC  

But taxes are a necessary evil

2019-01-03 11:02:05 UTC  

taxes are

2019-01-03 11:02:09 UTC  

income taxes are not

2019-01-03 11:02:18 UTC  

Income taxes are just another tax

2019-01-03 11:02:24 UTC  

Life sucks

2019-01-03 11:02:28 UTC  

Deal with it

2019-01-03 11:02:35 UTC  

I'm fine with property tax and sales tax

2019-01-03 11:02:38 UTC  

but income tax

2019-01-03 11:02:39 UTC  

no no

2019-01-03 11:02:42 UTC  

Go rub your dick a few times

2019-01-03 11:02:50 UTC  

I rub it too much as it is

2019-01-03 11:02:55 UTC  

it's already chafing

2019-01-03 11:03:03 UTC  

I can almost guarantee that income tax is going to be the last thing on your mind

2019-01-03 11:03:08 UTC  

shit

2019-01-03 11:03:13 UTC  

I'm always mad about that

2019-01-03 11:03:23 UTC  

I could be jerking it with expensive lotion

2019-01-03 11:03:34 UTC  

but they took the money I could have used to buy that

2019-01-03 11:03:55 UTC  

Clearly you are not rubbing one out right now