I think you should be legally allowed to do whatever you want with a consenting, human, adult.

But I will still think you're a fucking degenerate if you sick do shit.

so all sex?

^

who ought to witness you to know the marriage is consumated

Unless your dad likes watching you and mom?

So you hate people having fun still

Yes

we aint from the times when part of getting married was everyone standing around your bed right after the ceremony to watch you consummate your marriage

Close-minded theist ass

Tentacle hentai is not fun. It's actually the devil's creation.

still better than marriage as currently recognised

also, there was a time when that was part of the wedding process.

I’m gonna masturbate and go take a shower

Nice

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-sign-of-the-cross-praying-hoping-nico-santos-gif-10946409

And not put things in my ass because I’m not gay

masturbate in the shower

Oooh

Eww

The Korean girl is using the shower too

😮

Omg

unless you are in college and the college has signs saying no doing that

"The devil"

Idiot, you masturbate after the shower

Fucking no

And I don’t like getting pelted with hot water and masturbating

You are correct @Swedishmafia101

Master Baiter

Fapping in the bathroom is fucking retarded

^

You're hot and feeling good

Double yes

After a shower, that is

Missouri: "It is illegal to have oral sex."

sorry ladies, not getting eaten out

FFS America

What the fuck Missouri

they can live with that, really

Who is gonna report oral tho?

Like

Missouri: "Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820)."