Because you don't like fun @Swedishmafia101

No u

mississippi: "It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is."

If not just pull the old TSA Officer aside and say “I’ve got a dildo in my bag.”

Hi

What @Grenade123

@Swedishmafia101 cause cuckery is not exclusive to conservatives?

Thanks

And if he says something creepy try and get him fired

mississippi: "Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison."

If he says “well don’t do it in the bathroom of any airports” he is a respectable gentleman

"Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000."

Did I just get called a cuck by a man who avoids women?

Because bitch should’ve packed in the overhead

What is "unnatural" @Grenade123

I am really confused

its mississippi, take a guess

Like not missionary?

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most likely anything not just a dick and vag

Shut up Karen

pack it in the overhead @AHeroQuest

i think doggy might be fine there

And only use it at your orgies or casting couches or hotel rooms you slut

i think "unnatural sex" is any sex you would not perform in front of your parents

Because the TSA Officer sees an electric rod in a suit case they have to think tactically

I think you should be legally allowed to do whatever you want with a consenting, human, adult.

But I will still think you're a fucking degenerate if you sick do shit.

so all sex?

^

who ought to witness you to know the marriage is consumated

Unless your dad likes watching you and mom?

So you hate people having fun still

Yes

we aint from the times when part of getting married was everyone standing around your bed right after the ceremony to watch you consummate your marriage

Close-minded theist ass

Tentacle hentai is not fun. It's actually the devil's creation.

still better than marriage as currently recognised

also, there was a time when that was part of the wedding process.

I’m gonna masturbate and go take a shower

Nice

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