Message from @R9b1t
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Imagine being a bank teller and you get a shift off but your bank teller friends are working
So you walk in with a water pistol
"Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed."
no watersports in Louisiana
rip all you freaks
Rituals
Sex isn’t a ritual
However blood probably shouldn’t be a part
wtf
"Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail."
Uoh
that is like those laws that make attempting suicide illegal
I broke my arm
Was it an accident?
Yes?
You don’t sound sure enough
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Well, for a while it was illegal to die in the British Parliament
Hmm
Is the queen exempt from that law?
"Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years."
"A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish."
there is not much to do in Louisiana i guess
You are not allowed to die inside the walls of the British House of Parliament building
Maine:
"Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack."
LMAO
Nice
That law would be more recent
my grandparents lived in maine.
I forget Maine exists
guess they didn't have a shotgun because never saw them take one to church
"You may not step out of a plane in flight."
Just you wait
are there dumb laws from Wyoming?
skydiving is illegal in maine
You’re not stepping
I gtg
You’re falling
Gnight
Wyoming: "All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have 1% of funds spent on artwork for the building."
"If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year."
This law makes sense
When S and N Korean militaries merge we should all get together for some war games