😂

Imagine being a bank teller and you get a shift off but your bank teller friends are working

So you walk in with a water pistol

"Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed."

no watersports in Louisiana

rip all you freaks

Rituals

Sex isn’t a ritual

However blood probably shouldn’t be a part

wtf

"Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail."

Uoh

that is like those laws that make attempting suicide illegal

I broke my arm

Was it an accident?

Yes?

You don’t sound sure enough

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Well, for a while it was illegal to die in the British Parliament

Hmm

Is the queen exempt from that law?

"Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years."
"A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish."

there is not much to do in Louisiana i guess

Louisiana must have a shit low amount of crime

You are not allowed to die inside the walls of the British House of Parliament building

Maine:

"Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack."

LMAO

Nice

That law would be more recent

my grandparents lived in maine.

I forget Maine exists

guess they didn't have a shotgun because never saw them take one to church

"You may not step out of a plane in flight."

Just you wait

are there dumb laws from Wyoming?

skydiving is illegal in maine

You’re not stepping

I gtg

You’re falling

Gnight

Wyoming: "All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have 1% of funds spent on artwork for the building."

"If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year."

This law makes sense