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oh boy! PORTLAND
"No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”."
creamed corn
the ultimate bait
"Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night."
"It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink."
Stanfield: "It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits."
Why a skating rink
wtf
ay, found the sex toy state
Georgia: All sex toys are banned.
Figures
Georgia's full of rednecks anyway
Florida: If your dog bites someone while on your property, you're not liable as long as you have a "Bad Dog" sign in a prominent place
unless the victim is under six years old
Georgia: "The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit."
"It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office."
"Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs."
Aaaa
Moar
whats with pickles man
Bounce?
How tf
Pickles are supposed to be crunchy
How do they bounce
🥜
Rick
pls
Vermont: "It is illegal to deny the existence of God."
"At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole."
Tennesee "Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law."
another anti-bj state
"You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile."
what is it with landlocked states and whaling
**YesBoobs.com#6348** just left the server.
yes boobs left the server? rip
Damn
You can't be atheist in Vermont
Fucking what