me too.
that is potentially fatal, you know

yeah it scared the shit out of me

good thing it wasn't lyme disease

Too bad it wasn’t rocky road

hell yeah

i love rocky road. hard to find

I'm not sure what my fave ice cream flavor is

I really like cookie dough, but I can't eat it too much

Spumoni

wtf is that

lol

Pistachio, Strawberry, and Chocolate

so a fancy neopolitan?

I guess

it sounds good

Neapolitan should be made with strawberry in the middle tho

strawberries and chocolate go hand in hand

hold the fuck up

frozen custard kicks the ass of any icecream

Yeah its creamier but it’s hard to find actual flavors

I just solved the declining White population problem

Marry a Russian Mail-order bride and have babies with her

🤔

Why don’t I just move to a country that has a high female to male ratio and find only white girls

Then start a harem

Then the ginger population would also be on the rise

Maybe you could order more than one bride

what if its a black russian

Maybe I should just go to Russia and get fucking

Well I’ll drop her off into a poorer district and she can get a mail-order abortion

lol

if you want smart kids, you could order from korea

or china

Is it bad if I called children "Failed Abortions"?

not actually accurate though, since no one ever tried to abort them

But its so funny

#ShouldveAbortedIt

Get that trending

eh, i wish she had aborted

save me the shit that's called life