Message from @R9b1t

Discord ID: 536045138477056039


2019-01-19 04:43:19 UTC  

i got bit by everything as a kid

2019-01-19 04:44:58 UTC  

to sleep or not to sleep

2019-01-19 04:48:47 UTC  

I have been lucky not to have been bitten by anything potentially fatal

2019-01-19 04:48:50 UTC  

Do you like Weed Wackers?

2019-01-19 04:49:13 UTC  

i got put in the hospital from a tick

2019-01-19 04:49:25 UTC  

fucking outdoors

2019-01-19 04:49:43 UTC  

I got rocky mountain spotted fever last time a tick bit me

2019-01-19 04:50:02 UTC  

me too.
that is potentially fatal, you know

2019-01-19 04:50:08 UTC  

yeah it scared the shit out of me

2019-01-19 04:50:15 UTC  

good thing it wasn't lyme disease

2019-01-19 04:50:25 UTC  

Too bad it wasn’t rocky road

2019-01-19 04:50:26 UTC  

hell yeah

2019-01-19 04:50:39 UTC  

i love rocky road. hard to find

2019-01-19 04:50:54 UTC  

I'm not sure what my fave ice cream flavor is

2019-01-19 04:51:10 UTC  

I really like cookie dough, but I can't eat it too much

2019-01-19 04:51:16 UTC  

Spumoni

2019-01-19 04:51:21 UTC  

wtf is that

2019-01-19 04:51:26 UTC  

lol

2019-01-19 04:51:44 UTC  

Pistachio, Strawberry, and Chocolate

2019-01-19 04:51:54 UTC  

so a fancy neopolitan?

2019-01-19 04:52:00 UTC  

I guess

2019-01-19 04:52:04 UTC  

it sounds good

2019-01-19 04:52:16 UTC  

Neapolitan should be made with strawberry in the middle tho

2019-01-19 04:52:19 UTC  

strawberries and chocolate go hand in hand

2019-01-19 04:52:25 UTC  

hold the fuck up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536045241854066699/bq-5c42ab42ce91b.png

2019-01-19 04:52:26 UTC  

frozen custard kicks the ass of any icecream

2019-01-19 04:52:48 UTC  

Yeah its creamier but it’s hard to find actual flavors

2019-01-19 04:53:19 UTC  

I just solved the declining White population problem

2019-01-19 04:53:33 UTC  

Marry a Russian Mail-order bride and have babies with her

2019-01-19 04:53:42 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-19 04:54:03 UTC  

Why don’t I just move to a country that has a high female to male ratio and find only white girls

2019-01-19 04:54:08 UTC  

Then start a harem

2019-01-19 04:54:18 UTC  

Then the ginger population would also be on the rise

2019-01-19 04:54:35 UTC  

Maybe you could order more than one bride

2019-01-19 04:54:44 UTC  

what if its a black russian

2019-01-19 04:54:52 UTC  

Maybe I should just go to Russia and get fucking

2019-01-19 04:55:11 UTC  

Well I’ll drop her off into a poorer district and she can get a mail-order abortion

2019-01-19 04:55:50 UTC  

lol

2019-01-19 04:56:58 UTC  

if you want smart kids, you could order from korea

2019-01-19 04:56:59 UTC  

or china

2019-01-19 04:57:13 UTC  

Is it bad if I called children "Failed Abortions"?