just a big fucking lumberjack with a bull

God king/emperor of the united states

trump would be too OP

@crowbot beat up everyone with 100 dollar bills

@dobatag no I mean, the lightning bolt would be a lesser punishment compared to living in the filth, lol

Bill Gates could use computers to kill people

Steve jobs throws iphone ranged attacks

@Misomania i wonder how that vid was made tbh

Johnny Appleseed would be a good addition to Smite

We get terry crews and he flexes at people csusing blindness

after effects most likely

he'd plant apples

Pocahontas

She just dies

But its accurate

lmao

Oh we have american legends too

Mothman

Betsy Ross would knit a flag

just proves that pastafarians would be the best if they added the flying speghetti monster as he would be massively OP in smite

yeah I guess in all seriousness Mothman or New Jersey Devil would make some sense, or even a bigfoot

spaghetti monster would ruffle some feathers

Name the mothman harold

A completely harmless unassuming name

Harold the mothman

why

So that he can be an assassin

he's still a mothman

Named harold

smite has a severe shortage of bob and a lack of slack 😃

being a mothman with a gentle sounding name..

nvm

Smite does have a lack of jiggle physics

But so does league

And dota 2

I need a moba with jiggle physics snd thicc thighs wew

👀

does league have jiggle physics?

league is so tiny

who cares

zoom in