and maybe mesopotaiamn

or sumerian

@dobatag maybe living in india is the punishment?

or assyrian

@Misomania then bro thered be like nonstop lightning storms

they need to add Paul Bunyan

kek

american god

american folklore gods

lmao

Donald trump

just a big fucking lumberjack with a bull

God king/emperor of the united states

trump would be too OP

@crowbot beat up everyone with 100 dollar bills

@dobatag no I mean, the lightning bolt would be a lesser punishment compared to living in the filth, lol

Bill Gates could use computers to kill people

Steve jobs throws iphone ranged attacks

@Misomania i wonder how that vid was made tbh

Johnny Appleseed would be a good addition to Smite

We get terry crews and he flexes at people csusing blindness

after effects most likely

he'd plant apples

Pocahontas

She just dies

But its accurate

lmao

Oh we have american legends too

Mothman

Betsy Ross would knit a flag

just proves that pastafarians would be the best if they added the flying speghetti monster as he would be massively OP in smite

yeah I guess in all seriousness Mothman or New Jersey Devil would make some sense, or even a bigfoot

spaghetti monster would ruffle some feathers

Name the mothman harold

A completely harmless unassuming name

Harold the mothman

why

So that he can be an assassin

he's still a mothman

Named harold

smite has a severe shortage of bob and a lack of slack 😃