Message from @crowbot

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2019-01-21 21:29:33 UTC  

@Misomania then bro thered be like nonstop lightning storms

2019-01-21 21:29:40 UTC  

they need to add Paul Bunyan

2019-01-21 21:29:43 UTC  

kek

2019-01-21 21:29:46 UTC  

american god

2019-01-21 21:29:48 UTC  

american folklore gods

2019-01-21 21:29:49 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-21 21:29:58 UTC  

Donald trump

2019-01-21 21:29:59 UTC  

just a big fucking lumberjack with a bull

2019-01-21 21:30:12 UTC  

God king/emperor of the united states

2019-01-21 21:30:13 UTC  

trump would be too OP

2019-01-21 21:30:13 UTC  

@crowbot beat up everyone with 100 dollar bills

2019-01-21 21:30:16 UTC  

@dobatag no I mean, the lightning bolt would be a lesser punishment compared to living in the filth, lol

2019-01-21 21:30:38 UTC  

Bill Gates could use computers to kill people

2019-01-21 21:30:52 UTC  

Steve jobs throws iphone ranged attacks

2019-01-21 21:30:56 UTC  

@Misomania i wonder how that vid was made tbh

2019-01-21 21:31:01 UTC  

Johnny Appleseed would be a good addition to Smite

2019-01-21 21:31:03 UTC  

We get terry crews and he flexes at people csusing blindness

2019-01-21 21:31:04 UTC  

after effects most likely

2019-01-21 21:31:05 UTC  

he'd plant apples

2019-01-21 21:31:21 UTC  

Pocahontas

2019-01-21 21:31:28 UTC  

She just dies

2019-01-21 21:31:32 UTC  

But its accurate

2019-01-21 21:31:37 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-21 21:32:02 UTC  

Oh we have american legends too

2019-01-21 21:32:04 UTC  

Mothman

2019-01-21 21:32:12 UTC  

Betsy Ross would knit a flag

2019-01-21 21:32:20 UTC  

just proves that pastafarians would be the best if they added the flying speghetti monster as he would be massively OP in smite

2019-01-21 21:32:34 UTC  

yeah I guess in all seriousness Mothman or New Jersey Devil would make some sense, or even a bigfoot

2019-01-21 21:32:51 UTC  

spaghetti monster would ruffle some feathers

2019-01-21 21:32:56 UTC  

Name the mothman harold

2019-01-21 21:33:08 UTC  

A completely harmless unassuming name

2019-01-21 21:33:13 UTC  

Harold the mothman

2019-01-21 21:33:15 UTC  

why

2019-01-21 21:33:24 UTC  

So that he can be an assassin

2019-01-21 21:33:36 UTC  

he's still a mothman

2019-01-21 21:33:43 UTC  

Named harold

2019-01-21 21:33:51 UTC  

smite has a severe shortage of bob and a lack of slack 😃

2019-01-21 21:33:53 UTC  

being a mothman with a gentle sounding name..

2019-01-21 21:33:54 UTC  

nvm

2019-01-21 21:34:11 UTC  

Smite does have a lack of jiggle physics

2019-01-21 21:34:15 UTC  

But so does league