Message from @dobatag
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or sumerian
or assyrian
@Misomania then bro thered be like nonstop lightning storms
they need to add Paul Bunyan
kek
american god
american folklore gods
lmao
Donald trump
just a big fucking lumberjack with a bull
God king/emperor of the united states
trump would be too OP
@dobatag no I mean, the lightning bolt would be a lesser punishment compared to living in the filth, lol
Bill Gates could use computers to kill people
Steve jobs throws iphone ranged attacks
@Misomania i wonder how that vid was made tbh
Johnny Appleseed would be a good addition to Smite
We get terry crews and he flexes at people csusing blindness
he'd plant apples
Pocahontas
She just dies
But its accurate
lmao
Oh we have american legends too
Mothman
Betsy Ross would knit a flag
just proves that pastafarians would be the best if they added the flying speghetti monster as he would be massively OP in smite
yeah I guess in all seriousness Mothman or New Jersey Devil would make some sense, or even a bigfoot
spaghetti monster would ruffle some feathers
Name the mothman harold
A completely harmless unassuming name
Harold the mothman
why
So that he can be an assassin
he's still a mothman
Named harold
smite has a severe shortage of bob and a lack of slack 😃
being a mothman with a gentle sounding name..