It's a ***Longsword***

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Yeah but you have a short dick

OOF

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Yeah im not sure if its specific to certain phones or w/e but its fucked

Oh the crabs cut your wiener off?

thats a short sword bitch

maybe a bastard sword

your hand is on the pommel

Yes

aint no longsword

@momoneymoproblems all phones attach meta tags that give all sensor data to all photos unless you turn it off. Even regular cameras will put a shit ton of info like camera model for example

@momoneymoproblems every smart phone that I can think of has metadata

That's how you hold a two-handed sword

Thank you corporate overlords

thats not a long sword

faaaar too short

and the handle is too short

nigga gonna die holding the pommel one time

You are supposed to hold a two handed sword by the pommel because it gives leverage in the swing

@momoneymoproblems even a dumb camera will ID you precisely. If I identify a marker and know where you are, I just have to find someone with the model and color camera indicated by the meta data tag

if you were wearing plate armour you wouldnt even fit a hand on the pommell

?XD

Tf of course you would

or any sort of hand protection for that matter

leverage means nothing if you dont have the grip to take adrantage of it

@Misomania doesn't the image itself carry the data, and you don't need the specifiic make and model, i.e. just use a program on pc or smth

Tfw he reposts the same stupid photo and people are critiquing his fake form

If he was American he’d have a gun

But it's not a longsword that I own. It's a Hand-and-a-Half Sword.

see bastard sword

truly a cheeky bastard

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Sword terminology is hell so I suppose

im 99% sure that bastard swords are designed for one handed use to begin with tho

~~I own a gun though~~

@momoneymoproblems not even software. It's all right in the properties of the image or video and can even be viewed on pictures you don't have v ia this website http://metapicz.com/

and they just happen to be able to be used with 2

@BurtY not necessarily true