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2019-01-01 21:08:20 UTC [Subverse #new-member-alert]  

2019-01-01 21:08:36 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  


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2019-01-01 21:08:44 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  


2019-01-06 18:51:02 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:28:53 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

if you want to see unregulated capitalism, look at albania in the 90s

2019-01-06 19:29:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

they had just come out of communism and the government and other buisness men basically created the largest pyramid scheme ever

2019-01-06 19:29:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and caused the collapse of the entire government

2019-01-06 19:29:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but that was because they had just come out of communism

2019-01-06 19:29:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and people had no idea about money

2019-01-06 19:30:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and then people from other countries created a huge ponzi scheme

2019-01-06 19:30:22 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and the albanian government were getting in on the ponzi schemes

2019-01-06 19:30:45 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and they were saying that they are 100% totally safe and legit no scam i promise

2019-01-06 19:31:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

just try to avoid being the uk

2019-01-06 19:31:16 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

our government is a fucking meme

2019-01-06 19:31:38 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

our people are a fucking meme

2019-01-06 19:31:59 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i got told the other day that having a 2nd refforendum and ignoring the refforendum we have already had would be true democracy

2019-01-06 19:32:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and not having a 2nd refforendum would be underminding democracy

2019-01-06 19:32:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

ima be out in the fucking streets protesting if brexit doesnt go through

2019-01-06 19:33:03 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

im on the fence about brexit

2019-01-06 19:33:07 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

it just pisses me off that people and the government want to throw democracy out of the window

2019-01-06 19:33:20 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

although wouldnt be the first time the EU threw democracy out of the window

2019-01-06 19:33:21 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:33:30 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

~~the greece bailout~~

2019-01-06 19:34:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

its hard to say

2019-01-06 19:34:14 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

on paper its democratic

2019-01-06 19:34:33 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

however in practice not really

2019-01-06 19:35:00 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

tbh im not against a european union

2019-01-06 19:35:04 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

however i say

2019-01-06 19:35:12 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

fuck the current union

2019-01-06 19:35:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

throw it out

2019-01-06 19:35:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

build it from scratch

2019-01-06 19:35:25 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

fuck the common currency

2019-01-06 19:35:36 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

~~fuck the merkelreich~~

2019-01-06 19:35:47 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

america isnt a democracy

2019-01-06 19:35:52 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

its a republic

2019-01-06 19:36:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i want britain to become a republic

2019-01-06 19:36:16 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

we have no freedom of speech

2019-01-06 19:36:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

its actually fucking funny

2019-01-06 19:36:41 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

no, america is a republic bc it has a constitution of shit that cant be changed

2019-01-06 19:37:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

im against a totally free market

2019-01-06 19:37:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

people are fucking idiots

2019-01-06 19:38:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what if tesco won WW2?

2019-01-06 19:38:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what would the world look like

2019-01-06 19:38:41 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

it would be beautiful

2019-01-06 19:38:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:39:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i hate political compass tests

2019-01-06 19:39:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

because i get put a lot further right than i actually am

2019-01-06 19:39:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

questions like "should people who can pay more be able to get better health care" always push me further right

2019-01-06 19:39:59 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the EU is globalist

2019-01-06 19:40:59 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

tbh the EU annoys me

2019-01-06 19:41:03 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

they want to make brexit hard

2019-01-06 19:41:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

because they know as soon as we leave

2019-01-06 19:41:15 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

nations like hungary and greece will try leave

2019-01-06 19:41:44 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

greece's debt is partially bc of the euro

2019-01-06 19:42:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the euro hurts greece

2019-01-06 19:43:02 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

because normally to recover from a position like greece, a nation would artifitially inflate/deflate their own currency to incentivise people to work

2019-01-06 19:43:11 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but due to the euro they have no way of doing so

2019-01-06 19:44:01 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

tbh boys, anyone else want don lemon to tie them up and do unspeakable things to them

2019-01-06 19:44:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

like lecture you about how dislike globalism makes you racist and anti semetic

2019-01-06 19:44:32 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i love don lemon

2019-01-06 19:44:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦

2019-01-06 19:45:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i almost love don lemon as much as i love anita sarkeesian

2019-01-06 19:45:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

hugh mungus should be hung smh

2019-01-06 19:45:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

oh wait he is πŸ˜‰

2019-01-06 19:45:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

tbh i might get a hammer and sickle tattoo for the memes

2019-01-06 19:46:17 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i think a hammer + sickle on my left ass cheek would look so hot

2019-01-06 19:47:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

its so i can penetrate you with my communist ideals

2019-01-06 19:47:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:47:52 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

donald trump is a communist

2019-01-06 19:49:32 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:49:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

does dick size count?

2019-01-06 19:49:58 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

bc white people have bigger dicks than asians, so i would say that is a superior quality

2019-01-06 19:50:11 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but i dont know what sort of qualitits the political compass test is talking about

2019-01-06 19:50:41 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

im talking about averages here homie

2019-01-06 19:51:04 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

then you should be able to talk about dicks without getting arroused?

2019-01-06 19:51:22 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i dont see an issue about talking about average penis size between ethnic groups

2019-01-06 19:52:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 19:52:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the EU when it comes to greece

2019-01-06 19:53:34 UTC [Subverse #general]  

ok so i legit dislike the political compass test because of this 1 question

2019-01-06 19:53:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

"Those with the ability to pay should have access to higher standards of medical care."

2019-01-06 19:54:36 UTC [Subverse #general]  

because i believe that there should be a baseline that the government providies, but at the same time if you can afford to pay more you should get better

2019-01-06 19:55:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

the question is worded in a way as if to say that if you cant afford you get shit healthcare tho

2019-01-06 19:57:25 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

am i retarded for thinking this is just common sense


2019-01-06 19:57:38 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

of course 1 person just deciding something is that it avoids huge delays

2019-01-06 19:58:11 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

yes but at the same time delays in government can be a fucking joke

2019-01-06 19:58:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

fuck the government, government is the big gay

2019-01-06 19:59:27 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

there has been a kind of government since the indus river civilisation

2019-01-06 19:59:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the person who controls the food controls the people

2019-01-06 20:00:06 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:00:45 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:00:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

not at all

2019-01-06 20:01:00 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

that idea is retarded

2019-01-06 20:01:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

how the hell are you supposed to seize the guns

2019-01-06 20:01:12 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:01:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:01:32 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

your a fucking genius

2019-01-06 20:01:42 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

how the hell do i elect this guy as president

2019-01-06 20:03:50 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:06:42 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

we really arent

2019-01-06 20:06:59 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

when you look at the far left marches its majority millenials

2019-01-06 20:07:28 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

gen z are far more conservative than millenials

2019-01-06 20:07:59 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

we are not heading towards communism because my generation will stop it

2019-01-06 20:08:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

government is always going to happen

2019-01-06 20:09:48 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

oh wow > water should not be a commodity to be bought and sold

2019-01-06 20:09:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but you still buy it

2019-01-06 20:09:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:09:57 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:11:00 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:11:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

TeD CrUz Is ThE zOdIaC kIlLeR

2019-01-06 20:14:45 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

>that will cause monopolies and corporations

2019-01-06 20:14:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

that is where we came from

2019-01-06 20:15:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the first civilistations were caused by vilages forming around farmers and the farmers who knew how to farm would be more important than the other people

2019-01-06 20:15:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and had power over them

2019-01-06 20:16:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:16:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

until that point we were nomadic hunter gatherers

2019-01-06 20:17:18 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

why else did the first civilistations develop in river valleys?

2019-01-06 20:17:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i dont know, maybe because they have great land for farming

2019-01-06 20:18:17 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you mean like what if tescos won WW2?

2019-01-06 20:19:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

heirarchy and buisnesses will always be a thing

2019-01-06 20:21:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:25:14 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

humans did even appear until like 13000bc

2019-01-06 20:25:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the EU is a meme

2019-01-06 20:27:30 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

wellfair is a double edged sword

2019-01-06 20:27:47 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

it can help people

2019-01-06 20:27:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but at the same time it can promote laziness and unemployment

2019-01-06 20:28:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:28:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

therefore we need maxism

2019-01-06 20:29:01 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

its a double edged sowrd

2019-01-06 20:29:22 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

it can help people get out of poverty since they can get a house, get a life and start earning money

2019-01-06 20:30:27 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

however at the same time, if you can work and refuse the chance you should start to lose wellfair

2019-01-06 20:30:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

why would other people work to prop up your lazy lifestyle

2019-01-06 20:30:54 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

or at least thats how i feel

2019-01-06 20:32:23 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i dislike the idea of globalism and being able to go anywhere and do anything

2019-01-06 20:32:42 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i think governments and nationalities are important as if we had 1 global government

2019-01-06 20:33:16 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

it means governments are smaller

2019-01-06 20:33:54 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

less power, less control, can focus the money they do have on a much greater level

2019-01-06 20:34:30 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you want to balkanise the world?

2019-01-06 20:34:32 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you disgust me

2019-01-06 20:34:37 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i would hate to look at that map

2019-01-06 20:39:00 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

i think the most likely to divide nations are

2019-01-06 20:39:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

spain, the UK and the US

2019-01-06 20:45:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:46:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

not at all

2019-01-06 20:46:15 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

there will always be rural areas

2019-01-06 20:46:32 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

although wyoming isnt even a real place

2019-01-06 20:49:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you ever notice how its the middle-upper class urban americans who are wanting communism

2019-01-06 20:50:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:51:18 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

did you know that the north of england is far poorer than the south

2019-01-06 20:51:33 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-06 20:52:08 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you mean like how cars need a "check the check engline light light"

2019-01-07 11:28:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Can somebody bring me food ;)

2019-01-07 11:29:00 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hard I'm at college

2019-01-07 11:29:22 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And the librarian just taxed my crisps ~~or as Americans call them chips~~

2019-01-07 11:29:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And I ain't an American pleb

2019-01-07 11:29:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You go to college at 16 in the uk

2019-01-07 11:31:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm basically an alt right nazi

2019-01-07 11:31:57 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I mean I was almost bang on center and slightly liberal

2019-01-07 11:32:03 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Basical a fucking nazi

2019-01-07 11:32:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:32:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:32:51 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I am a child of god

2019-01-07 11:33:00 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No sex before marriage gods will πŸ™

2019-01-07 11:33:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

God will smite down all heathens

2019-01-07 11:34:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If you wanna rape somebody

2019-01-07 11:34:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Rape a black guy, that way if they won't say its rape because they might seem weak

2019-01-07 11:34:26 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:35:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Good point

2019-01-07 11:35:17 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just remember to wear socks so that shit ain't gay

2019-01-07 11:35:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:36:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:36:32 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-07 11:36:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

The socks block out the gay homie

2019-01-07 11:36:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's science

2019-01-07 11:37:51 UTC [Subverse #general]  

"if a homie take a homies dick, says no homo afterwards and the homies are wearing socks, it is not the homosexual" - mahatma gandhi 1467 after receiving the 10 commandments from god

2019-01-07 18:10:17 UTC [Scale brigade #consent-form]  

+giveme consent

2019-01-07 18:11:41 UTC [Dank Brigade #news-politics-scatporn]  

this is probably a shit place to ask, but does anyone know the legal requirements to apply to hold a protest in the UK?

2019-01-07 18:39:35 UTC [Dank Brigade #news-politics-scatporn]  

The thumbnail creeps me out

2019-01-08 17:54:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

did you hear about the other time dankula was in the news?

2019-01-08 17:54:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

what a fucking animal

2019-01-08 17:55:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dazzie there are like 10 of us on a different server so it confuses everyone who joins

2019-01-08 17:56:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

he gotta whip that big dick ouf in court

2019-01-08 17:57:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

~~they are 2 different articles~~

2019-01-14 14:49:03 UTC [Dank Brigade #cancer-shitposting]  


2019-01-14 14:49:11 UTC [Dank Brigade #cancer-shitposting]  

i just wasted 30 minutes of revision time on this masterpeice

2019-01-14 14:49:20 UTC [Dank Brigade #cancer-shitposting]  

i call it the "Tyranosaurous-Flex"

2019-01-14 14:54:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  


2019-01-14 14:55:49 UTC [Dank Brigade #cancer-shitposting]  

im just bored shittless and trying to avoid revising for my exam

2019-01-16 20:57:57 UTC [Dank Brigade #news-politics-scatporn]  

why didnt we vote in the loony party

2019-01-16 20:58:07 UTC [Dank Brigade #news-politics-scatporn]  

i mean who the fuck wouldnt vote for them when they make posters like this

2019-01-16 21:41:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i dont do threesomes, if i wanted to disapoint 2 people at once i would take both my parents out for dinner

2019-01-16 23:02:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

did you know that the teresa may once proposed a peice of legislation that is so fucking bad and violates privacy so much that it breaks the EUs laws

2019-01-16 23:02:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

the woman who is currently our prime minsiter once proposed a peice of legistlation that vioates EU law....

2019-01-16 23:02:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

and not one peice of media even commented on it until they were forced to rewrite it

2019-01-16 23:04:22 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-16 23:04:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-16 23:04:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

ye athe snoopers charter

2019-01-16 23:04:53 UTC [Subverse #general]  

i only just remembered it existed

2019-01-17 13:28:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Please can somebody give me attention, I passed my gcse resit but nobody cares 😒

2019-01-17 14:50:19 UTC [Dank Brigade #cancer-shitposting]  


2019-01-21 11:20:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You ever think about how obesity kills more people than guns do but despite this there is no march to end obesity?

2019-01-21 11:20:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Despite the fact a march would literally help end the problem

2019-01-21 11:21:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And tbh I would rather be one of these people who are overweight because that means I can gain weight

2019-01-21 11:22:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Where as I've been underweight all my life to the point where doctors even thought I could be bulemic

2019-01-21 11:22:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I eat as much as you should

2019-01-21 11:22:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But last year It hit a point where I was 5'10 and 50-55kg

2019-01-21 11:23:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

That's hard when your a student and your out all day and broke as shit

2019-01-21 11:23:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Luckily since then I've put on 15 kilos so I'm up to a healthy weight for the first time in years

2019-01-21 11:24:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>last year

2019-01-21 11:24:18 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>since then

2019-01-21 11:24:32 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm at 70kg which is the heaviest I've ever been

2019-01-21 11:24:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-21 11:25:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm 5'11.5" now

2019-01-21 11:25:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

So barely whan is considered a healthy weight

2019-01-21 11:38:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-21 11:38:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm not jesus sadly

2019-01-23 08:52:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

BRB just gonna kms bc I'm a cis straight white man

2019-01-23 08:52:33 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Anyone wanna join me?

2019-01-23 08:52:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-23 08:53:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm privelaged

2019-01-23 08:53:51 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I failed my english

2019-01-23 08:53:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-23 10:16:23 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Eggman is the sexiest man in the Mario universe

2019-01-23 10:48:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

What even is a neo nazi?

2019-01-23 10:49:00 UTC [Subverse #general]  

At this point it's almost impossible to define

2019-01-23 10:49:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Because everyone is a nazi

2019-01-23 10:49:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And if I remember correctly neo as a prefix means something akin to new

2019-01-23 10:52:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I mean

2019-01-23 10:52:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Can we gas the furries?

2019-01-23 11:54:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I know neo nazis are technically national socialists

2019-01-23 11:54:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But in modern day

2019-01-23 11:55:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Neonazis aren't really socialist

2019-01-23 11:55:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I mean it's the nsdap

2019-01-23 11:58:12 UTC [Subverse #general]  

National sozialist deutsch arbeit partei

2019-01-23 11:58:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

My spelling may be wrong

2019-01-23 11:58:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And actually the nazis were socialist

2019-01-23 11:59:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Rather so

2019-01-23 11:59:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Rather than a free market the gov took over a lot of factories and businesses and had huge control over the economy

2019-01-23 12:04:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Ofc barca will have shit about nazis

2019-01-23 12:04:57 UTC [Subverse #general]  


2019-01-23 12:05:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

The Spanish were nazis

2019-01-23 12:05:25 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Francisco Franco was the final European fascist dictator

2019-01-23 12:06:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No shiy they were cut off

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