double @FBI

im making a point

i dont wake up thinking about baby dick

im sure

The first thing I think of when I think about babies is "Oh no, have they stank up their diapers?"

the first thing i think about is the cute little noises they make

and how big their eyes look

Clearly I am not running for Father of the Year

big freakin eyes

so cute 😭

impossibru

uwu

UNFORSEEABRLE

I could make a racist joke here, but Lets just move along

lets move awong

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

false

not if ur eyes r like -.-

https://www.goldennumber.net/beauty/

the golden ratio is objective

i got a 0

Is it bad that I am singing Napalm sticks to kids?

no way sing ur heart out bro

And I killed the coversation.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/25/us/noncitizens-voting-texas.html

95k people voting illegally lol

idec who they voted for

even if they all voted for republicans

thats fucking scummy

OK NVM , 98k were registered, 58k actually voted

Are we pretty girrs

i reckon its a 50/50 rbg is dead

I like how male doctors and surgeons are like 25 in movies or shit

In their primes it’s kind of funny

@Maddie, I think we've established that 0.69% is well within the margin of "administrative error" for government

I used to be a doctor like you, Until I took plot convenience to the knee

Personality test: You need to have brain surgery to live, do you want the Doctor that was allowed into Med School and passed in order to keep up quotas or the Best Neural Surgeon in the (City/State/Nation)?

I'll be interested to see how many of those who registered or voted actually committed fraud. I'm sure there are many who will monitor them closely to keep the Texas government honest.