if the first thing you think about on a baby is their genetalia

theres something wrong with you

double @FBI

im making a point

i dont wake up thinking about baby dick

im sure

The first thing I think of when I think about babies is "Oh no, have they stank up their diapers?"

the first thing i think about is the cute little noises they make

and how big their eyes look

Clearly I am not running for Father of the Year

big freakin eyes

so cute 😭

impossibru

uwu

UNFORSEEABRLE

I could make a racist joke here, but Lets just move along

lets move awong

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

false

not if ur eyes r like -.-

https://www.goldennumber.net/beauty/

the golden ratio is objective

i got a 0

Is it bad that I am singing Napalm sticks to kids?

no way sing ur heart out bro

And I killed the coversation.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/25/us/noncitizens-voting-texas.html

95k people voting illegally lol

idec who they voted for

even if they all voted for republicans

thats fucking scummy

OK NVM , 98k were registered, 58k actually voted

Are we pretty girrs

i reckon its a 50/50 rbg is dead

I like how male doctors and surgeons are like 25 in movies or shit

In their primes it’s kind of funny

@Maddie, I think we've established that 0.69% is well within the margin of "administrative error" for government

I used to be a doctor like you, Until I took plot convenience to the knee