GOD I'M GONNA GET FIRED

@Vesdii pick one and say "this one's pretty gay"

😂 😂 😂

There's one that actually fits that

Very well

Guys srsly tho I'm unironically fearing for my job security rn

How do i play this

Wait for a pause in the lecture and ask "what are you, some kind of faggot?"

😂

Channel R Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket

murica must be saved by orange man

https://youtu.be/d-LtMpDw9B0

"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE"

"bitch that gay as hell"

Wait for someone not white, I don't care if they aren't even black just not white, to walk in and go "AYYY wassup mah nigga" do it even if they're Asian

This is why the teacher never called on me much after the first week in school.

learn to code

That's real hate speech right there

learn to fuck

...fuck to learn?

that's a concept

"Hey Neil DeGrasse Tyson I wanna learn some physics BRING THAT ASS HERE"

Dame pesos finally released his soyless matt show about donga

maybe that's what the recent surge in female teachers having sex with male students is about?

Learn to woad

And then go raiding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1QEo0BDOc

eugh, bloodsport poople

@The Yellow King I used to do medieval reenactments outside of renn fair...and the head guy made woad once.

He used a really old recipe, apparently it called for sealing something in a container and letting it rot, said it was the worst thing he had ever smelled in his life

IBS is fun to watch

But I love dame pesos

It's more of an "Internet tough guy called out by a retarded leaf" situation

@F.Pazuzu we just hear about those because they stand out. The number of male instructors/teachers abusing children is much higher. We just dont expect women to do it, which is why its such a big deal when if happens

And female abusers take advantage of the fact they arent suspected

Men gotta be a lot more sneaky

It's also the perception of it.
Look at Letourneau, and how little most people cared about her molestation of a 12 year old, if she g had been a male teacher abusing a 12 year old girl it would have been totally different.

it's so weird when ppl think like that

im glad my own mother taught me that some women arent fit to have kids

She got six months

For raping a 12 year old