he meant that his personality is so crooked crooks are scared away

i thought he was calling himself ugly

@Witan It seems my "Singing voice" can scare off monsters.

When I met one they just said they looked forward to seeing what I could do with my talents

lol

I'm always amazed at how unimaginative people are when they torture someone. I mean, a standard steel drill, right into the heel. But noo, "rip off his nails, muhahahaha"

why rip off his nails

too much clean up

It hurts so good. Stop it some more. Stop it some more.

lol

wth

a M amongst us

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7669191/CtNrpsuWgAAFz9S.jpg

I used to be against gay marriage but then figured gays got a right to be tortured as well.

lol

marriage is shit

i am glad that fags have to deal with it now

for some reason

well, gays aren't stuck with the asymmetries though. It's not as if the cops coming in on a domestic abuse situation will always arrest one instead of the other

i wonder if ppl would stay together longer if they didnt get married

I'm just waiting for the gays to be sitting on the couch at Oprah's saying, "John stopped cuddling with me once we got married. All he wants to do is watch Lifetime and eat ice cream."

gays can't be married, they can be gay married

i'm not sure

weird ppl and their expectations of marriage

one is going to portray himself or herself as the victim

same as with lesbians

ppl and their egos

marriage makes sense as a child-focused arrangement

if that's true then divorce should b harder

@Undead Mockingbird Not true. I decided to be a trans gendered woman who is a lesbian and presents as a male. I'm pretty sure I can sue other lesbians for refusing to sleep with me for having a penis.

lol

u can try

and get SLAPPed

@CasualSailor that's a lot of words to say, "im a degenerate"

I'm pretty sure I have a case under Title IX.

Let's start a Netflex survivors program.

Where we have this documentary about those who survived netflex, facebook, twitter, and other social media giants.

as long as it's animated

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/07/john-dingell-dies-longest-serving-congress-member-us-history

nah, I'm waiting for the mass suicides once twitter echo chambers come to their end state: full blown cultism

That'll be a show