In socialism you don't have to get out of bed your whole life
Didn’t see any boxes of those chalk candies for valentines
socialism would get me less food than i already have (which is none). not more food.
Everyone produces food and brings it to you
nettofurikusu
And cooks it for you
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Exactly like Netflix
And free prostitutes
There’s no porn on Netflix
you had me at free prostitutes
1 state provided vagina for every hundred men
You had me at free food
That’s too many men per vagina
You have to schedule vagina time 3 months in advance
What about anal and oral?
No need for women
With anal and oral
State provided boob jobs for homosexuals
Well you can always get one of the in between times because I doubt she’s doing one guy per day
Depends on the season
There might be certain periods of the day or maybe they don’t have anyone Tuesday
Taco Tuesday huh
Maybe sloppy joe Saturday
Where 10 guys share one prostitute
*Soviet anthem plays*
Today isn't tuesday
...
not with that attitude
They have Sundays off
For the meat cavern to recover
Monday can be manko Monday
Jussie Smollet did nothing wrong
free Jussie Smollet
Wednesday can be wetback day
Thursday dryday
Oh Duerte
Friday footday
Instead of grab them by the pussy ..
It's shoot them in the pussy
