Some scientific theorys have some sort of a hard swallow.

Inb4 tex says "photoshop"

and we know being an incel is bad so my theory checks out so far

if you made tex a mod he'd ban himself while trying to ban nicole

tex for provisional government

Tex for death penalty

I feel like Tex wouldn't be a great moderator in my personal opinion.

tex for beer!

Do they still have the death penalty in Texas?

tex for oral window cleaner

@T e x What beer do you drink?

hopefully bleech

all of it

alternatively

I bet he drinks piss

tex for tire eater

Alcohol can cause Parkinson's disease and I have reason to believe it might be the main cause.

I was hoping he would say pabts blue ribbon

we posting tex quotes?

ngl alcoholicism can give u the shakes

ye

Tex seems like a Busch light kind of man.

@T e x Guessing you know from experience then?

bud lite lite

tex is the jaiden smith of this discord

LOL

heres a neat fact about adhd, if it goes un medicated it has a 50% chance of developing substance abuse like alcoholism

fuck

really?

Pabts Blue Ribbon is most red neck you can get

ya really

god damn

Back when I lived in Estonia there was no commercial beer. Everything in my town was craft beer.

Can we claim Tex has ADHD then?

thats sad

I drink Heineken which is the Dutch version of Fosters ect

all but me and like 1 other of the adults diagnosed with adhd at my local support group are recovering alcoholics

I remember it fondly. Never found beer better than what I grew up with.

You guys wanna see something hilarious I just found while looking for an old Tex message?