nah fam at 11:59 on the 31st my dick looked like the old woman from that chocolate episode of spongebob

Did some calculations on the maximum amount of nuts you can do in a year

@Questgiver found this interesting new ice cream, looks good dont u think?

It came out to 26.280

How so?

dont tempt me frodo

Getting my car fixed tomorrow hopefully.

im seeing colours again for the first time in years

@Questgiver OK Jake paul

old meme

A man can nut every 15 mins. Times that by 4 and then times that by 24. Then times that by 365 and boom 26,280

you gotta sleep sometime

I prefer the term vintage meme

Fuck sleep

and 15 mins is some weak ass sauce

bet youre a 3 minute hero

i heard it was every hour

good ol 2 pump chump

Nah I meant before the nut has recharged

well then you havent even factored in jacking off time

Maybe two pump chumps are just really good as wanking

Nahhh

this is some shoddy math 0/100 see me after class

ik, it takes an hour to recharge nut

>not recharging for years

at least thats what ive heard

I passed my gcses leave me alone

Two pump chumps are just efficient

You sure?

evolutionary advantage

But so is a Prius, and those aren't fun at all.

@64 Keep telling yourself that buddy

So basically, when wanking, be like a muscle car or diesel truck

Polluting as fuck?

No, inefficient

Can't you read

nah he can only react to shit

if I get arrested by the police for being friends with someone who's a bit too edgy I am going to be even more disappointed by the British government

i dont know what I expected

@Dragl1d3 want to introduce us to that conversation youre having with yourself there?