@Pirate No, but it's related to the Sauh'kahn incident in Bengazi

Kai I know weigh the most I have in a long while.

it can, but it's rare

@Dino tbh m8 if you’ve got a condition hindering you weight gain it just means you’ll have to commit even harder to your diet/exercise.

it's vastly more common in nonactive people

@Blackjack Oh yeah I get plenty of help from parents and such when it comes to diet and do exercise everyday.

In my experience

My mother was very active

*gonna need some evidence for that claim there*

and then bam, hospital

Evidence for?

I honestly think shrek 5 wont happen

ok

For the claim it's more common in nonactive people

We need shrek 5.

god i fucking hope not

No

We need it.

@Dino I said commit, that means calorie count every thing not just eat well

We need quality films

Shrek 5 will save the world.

Shrek 5 wont happen

It really will

@Dino hire a personal trainer for a few months, see how that helps

Show your wife how you won medals down in flanders

Yeah I'll look into all that, a lot of my family are huge into exercise might see about getting into contact with them.

I want a personal trainer @Blackjack

They might know people and all that.

I want money

@senator palpamemes fuckin tune cunt

@Kai get a good jib

don't listen to the blackjack guy btw, if you have hypothyroidism you need to avoid high fat content diets. @Dino

Get a good degree.

And masters.

And know the right peoples @Kai

@Dino @Octavia download this app called ‘fitness buddy’ really helps with calorie counting

@coattailsandbowties I'm listening to nobody but myself, my mother and GP.

You don't need a degree unless you're specializing

There’s more to dieting than calorie counting

there's a satire website called Poolo.n actively trying to prove that Shrek 5 is real