I wish

Jesus christ stop working so many hours

Do you work at Lidl?

I hear they slave drive staff

@Tailed Feature you'll die of exhaustion

wouldn't be surprised if Jabba the Hut was the owner of the franchise

My misses will be home in an hour to do the pregnancy test..

If I had to work a 17 hour shift I would legit just sleep in my car

Still shitting it

It's not often I do that kind of thing. It's what happens when you have several jobs

Welp

@Tailed Feature what are those jobs

He's a musician and a pornstar didn't you know @cig mouse

^

His sample's ar really good

If you get famous Tailed take me with you

@Tailed Feature i woudnt mind working late. Do you get fucked in the ass till 2am?

Metaphorically

@Tailed Feature

@Tea not if you have a kid

Why

😦

@Tea Do you have kids tho?

But in all seriousness I don't want to say what my jobs are as I'm wary of doxxing.

@Tailed Feature understandable

You dont want kids one day Tailed?

No

@Tea think he wants a little cunt?

I already have enough cunts dealing with you guys.

Looks like you'll need to stay single tehn

haha

@Tailed Feature Go fuck yourself with love

@zo1dsperg That won't be difficult.

I never wanted kids and now i've got two

yeah i guess. Rule of 3 Fs

Hey now Tailed.

Why is your avatar Scottish Slederman?

If it floats, flys or fucks, rent. Don't buy.

@Tailed Feature why woudn't everyone want to date you?

@VanishedA97 That's my face.

Are you by chance related to slenderman?