im 5'1

What’s a shirt for me is a dress for her.

A shirt for me is 2 dresses for her

I like saggy shirts

@tequila never try and out joke me lil wammen, the stakes are... too high...

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Fair enough.

Fuck sake ruger

Have some mercy

@Ruger COME TO THE OUTBACK AND SAY THAT

Ruger holy shit

Never even seen the sun nigha

You're destroying this poor little thing

What does @tequila and a dwarf have in common?

very little.

Gotta get a tv licence nigga

AUGH

Ruger is on

You’re flattening her with these.

Don't insuld dwarves Ruger

@tequila the only difference between her and a dwarf is shes below sea level.

IM FUCKING DOI NG IT

Ok

Do it

How

You cant even touch the top of your screen

Gimps.

You can't even get into the seats

It's 2PM there?

They're too tall

It's 1AM here

Good luck getting into a chair.

@tequila to be fair it must be tough when all of society looks down on you

Landdown under I guess

Holy fuck

Not when shes always looking up

@tequila you take land down under to a whole other level.

Hey Tequila if you ever need a job I need someone to cut my Bonsai tree

its not a bit of wonder she fancies the slavic willy, shes bound to have... low standards

Hope the task is not too big for you

It is