I poach furries year round. Even when it’s illegal.

Wherever you find them.

Deus vult

Depends on if you have a hunting license

Well there’s your answer.

I can follow that rule.

Retardation control.

Sleeping is a necessary waste of time if ya think about it.

Mans got leg pussy for days.

Correct

What about milk in bags?

Milk in bags = east Canada.

It’s 50/50 from what I’ve seen.

Is it just a Canadian thing to spell centre like that?

A stable economy? In 2018??

Are you some kind of commie?

Socialism = shit

Oh yeah. I really work on land I don’t own.

Bring back mid 1800’s capitalism so we can put children in factories where they belong.

Except for the ones that got eaten.

The pope commands it!!

The main issue I see with communism is that there’d be a massive brain drain of skilled workers and jobs that require a lot of time and work to put in, ie: doctors and engineers. Because everyone would be given total equality and it’s likely that most people wouldn’t put in the effort for such jobs.

The only thing I want is to put children in factories for little to no pay.

The reason I want child labor is to make profits.

I mean I like metal music. Idk if that makes me metal.

I usually take Advil or Tylenol to help with a headache if I’m congested while having a cold.

Platonic cuddling.

Mama mia

Speaking of starvation.

Yeah. Commies don’t deserve to eat.

Wouldn’t you not be lonely then?

Fair enough.

That’s not gravy...

It looks like tartar sauce

Yes

Is oatmeal a sauce if you put it on dinner?

Aw

Okay.

Hot dogs are a sandwich.

Yes

10/10 meme.

That’s the perfect reaction image.

Hallucinating from drugs? Nah fam I’m all about that hallucinating from sleep deprivation.

Correct Todd.

Wammen are just gay men.

Wouldn’t the inactives and the lesser roles be Yeeted first?

Oh, sorry about that Ruger. I wasn’t trying to decide on who to Yeet. I was just asking.

I will not oppose that. I gave up my righties when I decided to be a whitey.

Yes.

We are expendable meat shields.

Our voting rights have about as much of an effect as the Duma did on the Tzar.

I don’t wanna take part in a Whitey revolution. I’m not a fucking soviet.

Ya know. I initially thought that being a whitey would be a lot worse than it actually is.

It’s not that bad tbh.

That’s fair.

Hey, Ruger. For this server in particular could it be referred to as the Dunning-Ruger effect?

~~Sorry that was a shit pun.~~

Only gun that I want that I could realistically get would be an over under Athena shotgun.

I mostly like them because of the design, that’s all.

Personal preference I guess.

Ideally I’d like to get my hands on a Mauser c96 m712 schnellfeuer....but those are very expensive and illegal where I live.

@Taxevasion Finland.

Hungary?

I’d love to get a sten gun too to be honest.

Well, like I said before, women are just gay men.

Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t forget your lil’ armalite. @Mandy

I mean I’m 6’ ~~and a measly 120lbs.~~

Basically.

Well anything under 4’9” is legally dwarfed. So 5’2” is pretty damn short.

Ruger’s puns are great.

He’s 3’ guys 4’ is tall for him.

With your small strides I can wait until I’m 80 before you reach me.

@tequila Can’t reach the sink.

Yeah it is.

Oh my fuck

Short people are naturally more angry because they cannot disperse their anger through their height.

What’s a shirt for me is a dress for her.

Fair enough.

You’re flattening her with these.

Good luck getting into a chair.

Holy fuck

@tequila you take land down under to a whole other level.

She’d need a treehouse for the bonsai tree.

@tequila found you a gun.

Don’t be afraid to reach for your dreams of getting the membership @tequila oh wait, I forgot that reaching for things is hard for you.

On the bright side she’s probably down to earth.

^

Oh my fuck. Ruger is unstoppable.

Brilliant

^

Well she’d have a lot of trouble becoming a gun for *higher.*

Yeah these jokes are getting a *wee* bit out of hand.

I can.

Godspeed @nord

Ahahahaha

I don’t think she was able to *grasp* some of these puns.

I was.

@Ruger you’re really good at these, can I get a little help?

Cute toothpick @tequila

Absolutely. Give me a minute to step up my game. @Ruger