Message from @TakeMeToYourDealer

Discord ID: 511462295365484545


2018-11-12 08:46:50 UTC  

Wouldn't wanna go out by train, too messy.

2018-11-12 08:46:55 UTC  

Someone in my company down in England didn't miss the train

2018-11-12 08:47:01 UTC  

And I don't mean boarding it

2018-11-12 08:47:07 UTC  

Holy.

2018-11-12 08:47:12 UTC  

0_0

2018-11-12 08:47:15 UTC  

Did they live.

2018-11-12 08:47:17 UTC  

Y i k e s

2018-11-12 08:47:26 UTC  

I'll ask their mortician

2018-11-12 08:47:42 UTC  

**O O F**

2018-11-12 08:47:43 UTC  

Why work on the tracks when trians are running.

2018-11-12 08:47:52 UTC  

They shut down one side of the track

2018-11-12 08:47:54 UTC  

Is that how it works?

2018-11-12 08:47:56 UTC  

Ah

2018-11-12 08:48:02 UTC  

Not the other side.

2018-11-12 08:48:06 UTC  

It's not the done thing usually

2018-11-12 08:48:12 UTC  

It's just a busy job

2018-11-12 08:48:15 UTC  

@TakeMeToYourDealer if you lie flat on the sleepers will you live, is there enough clearance

2018-11-12 08:48:16 UTC  

Quit now before its too late

2018-11-12 08:48:18 UTC  

Ahhh I see.

2018-11-12 08:48:30 UTC  

There's not enough room.

2018-11-12 08:48:33 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties if you lie on the sleepers you'll keep the gore to one part of the track at least

2018-11-12 08:48:36 UTC  

Things will clip you.

2018-11-12 08:48:44 UTC  

Ok then maybe not.

2018-11-12 08:48:48 UTC  

Fuck coats.

2018-11-12 08:48:56 UTC  

You want to lie in the 6 footer between the two tracks

2018-11-12 08:49:04 UTC  

It's a last ditch effort though

2018-11-12 08:49:22 UTC  

You'll live but you'll be paying for a new set of trousers

2018-11-12 08:49:25 UTC  

Nah trains are stupidly quick.

2018-11-12 08:49:28 UTC  

Like the well in the bottom of tube tracks

2018-11-12 08:49:33 UTC  

Stupidly quiet

2018-11-12 08:49:36 UTC  

Imagine seeing that shit

2018-11-12 08:49:46 UTC  

Dun da dun da dun da dun

2018-11-12 08:49:53 UTC  

About to get on the train

2018-11-12 08:49:57 UTC  

You literally don't hear them

2018-11-12 08:50:01 UTC  

*Splat*

2018-11-12 08:50:04 UTC  

How many volts go through the lines above @TakeMeToYourDealer

2018-11-12 08:50:11 UTC  

@Tea 25Kv

2018-11-12 08:50:16 UTC  

Holy.

2018-11-12 08:50:20 UTC  

Think it was torch who was there when someone jumped?

2018-11-12 08:50:23 UTC  

Also not something you want to play with

2018-11-12 08:50:33 UTC  

Fuck man