Or ill kill you

I got an email a few days ago

Wouldn't wanna go out by train, too messy.

Someone in my company down in England didn't miss the train

And I don't mean boarding it

Holy.

0_0

Did they live.

Y i k e s

I'll ask their mortician

**O O F**

Why work on the tracks when trians are running.

They shut down one side of the track

Is that how it works?

Ah

Not the other side.

It's not the done thing usually

It's just a busy job

@TakeMeToYourDealer if you lie flat on the sleepers will you live, is there enough clearance

Quit now before its too late

Ahhh I see.

There's not enough room.

@coattailsandbowties if you lie on the sleepers you'll keep the gore to one part of the track at least

Things will clip you.

Ok then maybe not.

Fuck coats.

You want to lie in the 6 footer between the two tracks

It's a last ditch effort though

You'll live but you'll be paying for a new set of trousers

Nah trains are stupidly quick.

Like the well in the bottom of tube tracks

Stupidly quiet

Imagine seeing that shit

Dun da dun da dun da dun

About to get on the train

You literally don't hear them

*Splat*

How many volts go through the lines above @TakeMeToYourDealer

@Tea 25Kv

Holy.

Think it was torch who was there when someone jumped?