Message from @Juuzo
Discord ID: 511557883058454567
on this one, I'm genuinely lost ๐
loool
Literally google emoji copy paste
its not hard
Maybe Iโll be Dokkaebi ๐๐จ๐ฐ๏ธ โ Iโm already Dokkaebi ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ โ What about Montagne ๐๐ท๏ธ โ Iโm already Montagne ๐ธ๏ธ ๐๐ฟ๐ฏIโll be Blitz then ๐ค ๐ซ NออEออ RฬทอFอ ออ BLITZ REEโฐ๏ธ ๐คท Youโre right; so, Capitao ๐ต๐๐ฟ ๐ I wanna be Capitao ๐ ๐ก๏ธ I guess Iโll be Ash ๐ฑโ๐ค ๐ Iโm already Ash ๐ค ๐ Then Iโll be Blackbeard ๐ค ๐ ๐ซ I already chose Blackbeard ๐โ ๏ธ โ I have an idea ๐ โ Whatโs your idea? ๐ค ๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ ๐ Iโm not gonna be Thatcherโผ๏ธโจ (vote to kick - 2/4)
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EXCUSE MEโ๐, but MILLIMETERS๐๐ช๐บ are for WEENIES๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ง!!!! how the H๐ฃ E๐ฃ C๐ฃ K๐ฃ am I ๐ฎ supposed to enjoyโค FRUIT๐๐๐ BYโโ THE FOOT๐ฃโข๐ in MILLIMETERS๐ช๐บ๐??????????????
@Dandy Zerg thatโs a good ass reference
Niggers
๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ
Stahp. ๐ ๐ป Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In Aโก RELATIONSHIPโฌ Means.? Frfr.๐ ๐ป I Am Loyal. ๐ฏ I Am In Love.๐ && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. ๐ Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.โ ๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฏ
I will fight back
@T e x What in ๐ค Sam Hill๐ค did you just gaw'durn๐คฌ say about me, you little ๐varmint๐? ๐ฃI'll have you knowโ I graduated topโซ of my class in the ๐ขTexasโฐ Rangers๐ฏ, and I've been involved in numerous stagecoach robberies๐งค ๐on๐ 'dem Bandidos, and I ๐have๐ over 300 confirmedโ๏ธโ๏ธ 6๐ก-shooters. I am trained๐ in ๐ gunslingin'๐ฅ and I'm โฉfastestโฉโฉ ๐hand๐ in the West. Y'all're ๐กnothing๐ to me but just another ๐ผyellow๐ผ belly โขscabโฃ herder. I will put 'ya 6๐ก feet๐ฃ under with ๐ ฐ๏ธa๐ ฐ๏ธ quick draw ๐ฏโฐ the likes ๐ of which has๐งโโ๏ธ never been seen๐ on ๐ this side of the ๐บ๐ธMississippi๐ค, mark๐ my gaw'durn๐คฌ ๐words๐. I reckon๐ฃ you think๐ญ y'all can get๐ away with spittin'๐ค that vile ๐คข๐คฎ to me over๐ that Internet? I reckon ๐คdifferently๐คจ, you ๐snake๐. As you and I bend an elbow I am hootin'๐ and hollerin'๐ค wit' my secret๐ network of ๐ตdrifters๐ธ across Nevada๐ and we're high๐-tailin' towards yer ranch so๐ you better ๐ prepare๐คฌ fer the dust ๐ฟdevils๐ฟ, 'ya bellyacher๐คฌ. The devils๐ฟ that'll ๐beef๐ the pathetic๐คข acorn calf๐ฎ you call๐ฒ livin'. You're fuckin'๐คฌ ๐ฆ buzzard๐ฆ ๐food๐, pard'ner. I reckon to be ๐anywhere,๐ anytime, and I can lay you ๐ปout ๐ปin over seven ๐ฟ hunn'ed waysโ๏ธ, and that's just with my ๐บ๐ธArkansas๐บ๐ธ ๐ค Toothpick๐ฒ. Not only am I experienced in ๐คบdueling๐คบ, but I haveโ ๏ธ โฟ๏ธaccessโฟ๏ธ to all the big ๐๏ธโโ๏ธirons๐๏ธโโ๏ธ the ๐บ๐ธTexas Rangers๐บ๐ธ could afford๐ฏ, and I will use it ๐ฎ๐นto its๐ฎ๐น full ๐๐ extent to wipe your knee high ๐๐ to a๐ ฐ๏ธ lamb๐ ass ๐ดoff ๐ด the face๐ of the โMississippi๐ง, you little saphead. If only youโ ๏ธ could have๐ซ reckoned what ๐ฆunholy๐ retribution your quip was about to bring โปdown๐ฐ โคต๏ธ yonder๐, maybe y'all would have stalled 'yer mug๐บ. But you๐ฐ couldn't, ๐you didn't๐, and now you're payin' the price๐, ๐ค you gaw'durn ๐varmint๐ฆ. I will ๐stompโ furyโ all over y'all and you will lie belly-upโ๏ธ in it๐ฎ๐น. You're fuckin' ๐ฆ buzzard food๐ฆ, ๐ณpard'ner.โด๐บ๐ธ๐
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
Oh god
Wait wtf jamie calls me squishy
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๐LGTB ๐ISโ๏ธ NO ๐ซLONGER โถ๏ธFOR 4๏ธโฃLESBIAN ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉGAY ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จTRANSGENDER๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ BISEXUAL๐ซ, ITS โ๏ธNOW ๐LETS ๐คGET โTHIS ๐BREAD๐๐ค๐๐ต
I๐beat๐ชmy๐kids๐ถbecause๐allahโช๏ธtold me๐to๐๐๐๐โช๏ธโช๏ธโช๏ธ๐๐
If you ๐๏ธ think ๐ค getting fisted โ is comparable โ to childbirth ๐ถโก๏ธ you're a fucking ๐๐ idiot ๐ด. Pushing a kid ๐ง๐ผ out involves blood ๐๐ ฐ๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ พ๏ธ, sometimes hemorrhoids ๐ฉor tears ๐ญ๐ฆ & an entire postpartum๐คฐ๐ โโ๏ธ recovery period๐! And you dont๐ โโ๏ธ take the baby๐ผ๐ถ & shove it back ๐inside๐ฎ you & go in & out๐โ๏ธ with it now do you?? NO! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซYour body๐งโโ๏ธ allows you to give ๐ birth๐ฆ๐ถ, its a special๐ thing & I guarantee๐ฏ you after having 4 ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐งmy shit๐ฉ is hella tighterโ ๏ธ than these fisting๐ค๐ค whores๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ because unlike ๐them I can ๐ฅซ be easily satisfied ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ by fingers ๐๏ธ or even an average size cock ๐๐ imagine ๐คthat I dont๐ โโ๏ธ need an entire arm๐ช up my pussy๐! And you can say๐ฃ๏ธ whatever you want๐ about me๐โโ๏ธ but I feel like๐ Im getting the better ๐ end ๐ of all this๐โโ๏ธ๐โโจ!
Shit man
@LmaoMoni cow calls me squishy too ๐ญ ๐ญ
Just end this
โ ๐ฌ ๐ท
All of youse should game end yourselves
You should do it
Excuse me? ๐๐ค๐ง๐ค โPeasants"? โ๏ธ
I ๐๐ shoved an entire ๐
Mustang ๐ ๐ ๐ Cobra ๐ up ๐ my ass ๐ ๐, with the โ๏ธ supercharger ๐ฐ๐ routed through ๐๐ my esophagus ๐๐ฉ. However ๐ค๐ค, I couldn't fit ๐ the cooling ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ system properly, so I got breast ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ implants ๐ and filled ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ them with straight ๐๐ coolant ๐ฌโ๏ธ, running ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฟ the radiator pipes ๐ง๐ through them. The extra ๐ฏ๐ฏ pressure on my prostate ๐ฅ๐ง makes me cum ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆwith unexpected violence ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค๐ค, so I tape my dick ๐๐ pointed backwards ๐๐ and use my cumshots ๐ฆ๐ฆโ๏ธ for extra thrust๐๐. It also helps ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธwhen I fuck ๐๐ my opponents after they inevitably run ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธinto ๐ my rear ๐โโ๏ธ๐ and get ASSimilated ๐ฆ๐๐๐ as well, decomposed ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ and used as extra ๐ฏ๐ฏ fuel โฝ๏ธ.
"Peasants", eh?โ๏ธโ๏ธ Don't ๐
โโ๏ธ๐
โโ๏ธ you ๐๐ dare ๐ก๐ ๐ก use that word, sonny ๐ ๐ . I'll fuck you ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ and your Focus ๐ and use the turbocharger ๐๐ฐ to give myself ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ an enema ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ and force ๐๐ซ you to drink ๐น๐ธ๐ท all ๐ฏ of it, along with the decomposed ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ remains of my opponents ๐ซ๐ซ and their cars.โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Listen ๐ here kid ๐ค, i'm thirsty ๐ง as hell ๐ and i ๐โโ๏ธ only drink ๐ two โ๏ธ things: โก๏ธ battery acid โ๏ธ and cum ๐ฆ. so unless ๐ you have some ๐ double a's ๐ lying around ๐ต i suggest ๐คญ you get those jeans ๐ off ๐คค right ๐fucking ๐ now ๐
LOOK ๐๐ THE FUCK๐๐๐ OUT๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ IT'S๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ CAR O'CLOCK๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐BETTER CHECK๐๐๐๐๐๐BOTH SIDES๐๐๐๐๐OF THE ROAD๐๐๐๐๐B4 U CROSS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐OR YOU'LL GET HIT๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I have 2 โ๏ธcats ๐ฑ Whenever I whip out ๐my nozzle ๐๐and start the ritual๐ฆ, my younger ๐cat Ringo ๐ฑ๐will run into the bathroom๐ฝ๐๐ฆ, jump up onto the sink๐ฐ and start screaming at me. He does this non-stop ๐until I stop pissing๐ฆ. It's almost instant๐. It's like he has ๐ทspider ๐ทsenses๐ท and can tell when the first droplet๐๐ฆ or pisslets๐๐ฆ hit the toilet๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ and he rushes in to warn me๐ฑAs soon as everything is done, he just stops๐, jumps down and continues whatever he was doing๐คค๐ฆ๐. Sometimes he will wake up ๐ณfrom sleeping๐ด to do it, and then go ๐right back to sleep๐ด๐ฆ.
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[Verse 1] Ground Control ๐ to Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ Ground Control ๐ to Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ Take your protein pills ๐ And put your helmet โ on ๐Ground Control ๐ 9๏ธโฃto Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ 8๏ธโฃ 7๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ Commencing 5๏ธโฃ countdown Engines on 4๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ Check โ๏ธ ignition 1๏ธโฃ And may God's love ๐๐ฉ๐ (Liftoff) be with you
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2] This is Ground Control ๐ to Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ You've really made the grade๐ And the papers ๐want to know whose shirt you wear๐ Now it's time to leave the capsule ๐ธ if you dare ๐ This is Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ to Ground Control ๐ I'm stepping through the door ๐ช And I'm floating ๐ฎ in a most peculiar way And the stars โจ look very different today
[Chorus] For here am I sitting ๐ฟ in a tin can ๐ Far above the world ๐ Planet Earth is blue ๐ช And there's nothing ๐ฉ I can do ๐โ๐ผ
[Verse 3] Though I'm past one hundred thousand ๐ฒmilesโฟ๏ธ I'm feeling very still๐ And I think my spaceship ๐ knows which way to go ๐ค Tell my wife๐ญ I love her very much ๐ She knows Ground Control ๐ to Major Tom ๐จ๐ผโ๐ Your circuit's dead, ๐ฅthere's something wrong๐ฐ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ๐ญ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ๐ญ Can you hear me, Major Tom? ๐ญ Can you-๐
W๐
ฐ๏ธtCH ๐
พ๏ธuT ๐คญ๐ฎ thereโs ๐
ฐ๏ธ SKELET๐
พ๏ธN ๐ณ๐ INSIdE y๐
พ๏ธuR b๐
พ๏ธdY ๐คฏโ ๏ธ ITS C๐
ฐ๏ธLLEd Y๐
พ๏ธur B๐
พ๏ธNeS ๐ฑ๐คญ๐คฏโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
W๐
ฐ๏ธtCH ๐
พ๏ธuT ๐คญ๐ฎ thereโs ๐
ฐ๏ธ SKELET๐
พ๏ธN ๐ณ๐ INSIdE y๐
พ๏ธuR b๐
พ๏ธdY ๐คฏโ ๏ธ ITS C๐
ฐ๏ธLLEd Y๐
พ๏ธur B๐
พ๏ธNeS ๐ฑ๐คญ๐คฏโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
๐ผ daddy's โค๐ฆ๐ little hurricane๐ซ when daddy ๐ feels horny he lifts ๐ me upโ๏ธ and puts me on๐ his huge ๐ฉ๐ฆdick๐ and I spin ๐ and spin ๐ whirrrrrr ๐ณ๐ณI get๐ so๐ dizzy๐ซ but daddy๐ keeps spinning ๐ซ me untill I squirtโฒโฒ leaving me all wet๐ฆ and his cummies ๐ผ๐ผ are all inside๐ me๐ณ god I'm such a๐ณ spinny ๐ตdizzy๐ต๐ต little slut for daddy!
A ๐ whole ๐ฆ town ๐ช of ๐ฆ beings, ๐ confined to ๐ฆ feeling ๐ one ๐ค emotion their ๐ entire ๐ life. ๐ค That ๐ could ๐ honestly ๐ be ๐ the ๐ focus of ๐ฆ an ๐น entire ๐ movie, ๐ฅ but ๐ in ๐ the ๐ emoji ๐ movie ๐ฅ that's ๐ฆ just ๐ the ๐ world ๐ they ๐ฅ live ๐ in, ๐ and ๐ yet ๐ these ๐ beings ๐ don't ๐ซ question ๐ฉ it ๐ฏ and ๐ carry ๐ on ๐ their ๐ lives ๐ด as ๐ normal... ๐ the ๐ emoji ๐ movie ๐ฅ takes ๐ a ๐ far ๐ more ๐ subtle ๐ approach ๐ meaning critics probably ๐ป didn't ๐ซ notice the ๐ strong ๐ช existential themes present ๐ฒ in ๐ the ๐ film upon ๐ฆ first ๐ viewing.
OMG ๐จ CUMMY๐๐ฆ THANK YOU๐๐ FOR4๏ธโฃ WARNINGโ ๏ธ MEโค๏ธ!!!
Wtf did I do to deserve cancer like this
If I๐repostโป๏ธsomething๐ฉfrom the๐ฐfrontpage๐Iโ๐ผdo๐คexpect๐at least๐๐ป40%๐of theโฌ๏ธupvotes๐the real post๐ฐgot๐. In๐คฉreturn๐Iโ๐ผget๐downvoted๐ฝ๐ค. You're๐welcome๐คfor๐showing๐บyou the๐ฏdank๐meme๐ฅthat existed๐but๐youโnever๐cared toโ checkโ๏ธbc of your๐depression๐คข ๐คฎ, you๐ungrateful๐ทswine๐ฝ๐ .