EXCUSE ME✋😎, but MILLIMETERS📐🇪🇺 are for WEENIES🇩🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧!!!! how the H😣 E😣 C😣 K😣 am I 😮 supposed to enjoy❤ FRUIT🍎🍐🍊 BY↘↙ THE FOOT👣™📏 in MILLIMETERS🇪🇺📐??????????????

@Dandy Zerg that’s a good ass reference

Niggers

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Stahp. 👋 🏻 Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr.👋 🏻 I Am Loyal. 💯 I Am In Love.💗 && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. 😝 Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌ 🏼👌🏼💯

I will fight back

@T e x What in 🤠Sam Hill🤠 did you just gaw'durn🤬 say about me, you little 🐀varmint🐀? 💣I'll have you know☠ I graduated top⏫ of my class in the 🛢Texas⚰ Rangers🎯, and I've been involved in numerous stagecoach robberies🧤 🔛on🔛 'dem Bandidos, and I 💀have😇 over 300 confirmed☑️☑️ 6🕡-shooters. I am trained🚂 in 🏅gunslingin'🥇 and I'm ⏩fastest⏩⏩ 👍hand👍 in the West. Y'all're 😡nothing😠 to me but just another 🌼yellow🌼 belly ☢scab☣ herder. I will put 'ya 6🕡 feet👣 under with 🅰️a🅰️ quick draw 🎯➰ the likes 💙 of which has🧟‍♂️ never been seen👁 on 🔛 this side of the 🇺🇸Mississippi🖤, mark📌 my gaw'durn🤬 🔛words🔛. I reckon📣 you think💭 y'all can get🏜 away with spittin'🎤 that vile 🤢🤮 to me over🕊 that Internet? I reckon 🤔differently🤨, you 🐍snake🐍. As you and I bend an elbow I am hootin'😏 and hollerin'🤠 wit' my secret🔏 network of 🌵drifters🕸 across Nevada🏜 and we're high🆙-tailin' towards yer ranch so🆘 you better 🏇 prepare🤬 fer the dust 👿devils👿, 'ya bellyacher🤬. The devils👿 that'll 🐄beef🐃 the pathetic🤢 acorn calf🐮 you call📲 livin'. You're fuckin'🤬 🦅buzzard🦅 🍞food🍉, pard'ner. I reckon to be 🌇anywhere,🌃 anytime, and I can lay you 👻out 👻in over seven 😿 hunn'ed ways↕️, and that's just with my 🇺🇸Arkansas🇺🇸 🤠 Toothpick🐲. Not only am I experienced in 🤺dueling🤺, but I have⚠️ ♿️access♿️ to all the big 🏌️‍♀️irons🏌️‍♂️ the 🇺🇸Texas Rangers🇺🇸 could afford🎯, and I will use it 🇮🇹to its🇮🇹 full 🌕🌕 extent to wipe your knee high 🆙🆙 to a🅰️ lamb🐑 ass 📴off 📴 the face💋 of the ⛈Mississippi🌧, you little saphead. If only you⚠️ could have🎫 reckoned what 😦unholy💒 retribution your quip was about to bring ☻down😰 ⤵️ yonder🌎, maybe y'all would have stalled 'yer mug🍺. But you😰 couldn't, 🙈you didn't🙉, and now you're payin' the price🙊, 🤕 you gaw'durn 🐌varmint🦎. I will 💀stomp☠ fury⛈ all over y'all and you will lie belly-up☝️ in it🇮🇹. You're fuckin' 🦅buzzard food🦐, 🏳pard'ner.✴🇺🇸🏜

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

Oh god

Wait wtf jamie calls me squishy

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🌈LGTB 🌈IS❗️ NO 🚫LONGER ▶️FOR 4️⃣LESBIAN 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩GAY 👨‍❤️‍👨TRANSGENDER💁‍♂️↔️💁‍♀️ BISEXUAL👫, ITS ❗️NOW 🕛LETS 😤GET ✊THIS 👉BREAD🍞🤑😏💵

I’ve never seen cancer like this

I😎beat💪my😎kids👶because👍allah☪️told me😎to😎😎😎😎☪️☪️☪️👌👌

If you 🖐️ think 🤔 getting fisted ✊ is comparable ⚖ to childbirth 👶➡️ you're a fucking 👉👌 idiot 😴. Pushing a kid 🧒🍼 out involves blood 💉🅰️🆎🅱️🅾️, sometimes hemorrhoids 🍩or tears 😭💦 & an entire postpartum🤰🙅‍♀️ recovery period💃! And you dont🙅‍♀️ take the baby🍼👶 & shove it back 👈inside🌮 you & go in & out🍔↔️ with it now do you?? NO! 🚫🚫🚫Your body🧘‍♀️ allows you to give 🎁 birth💦👶, its a special💖 thing & I guarantee💯 you after having 4 🧒👦👧🧑my shit💩 is hella tighter⚠️ than these fisting🤜🤜 whores👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ because unlike 👎them I can 🥫 be easily satisfied 😩😩💦 by fingers 🖐️ or even an average size cock 🐓🍆 imagine 🤔that I dont🙅‍♀️ need an entire arm💪 up my pussy🐈! And you can say🗣️ whatever you want👀 about me💁‍♀️ but I feel like👍 Im getting the better 🐠 end 🔚 of all this💁‍♀️💖✊✨!

Shit man

@LmaoMoni cow calls me squishy too 😭 😭

Just end this

♋ 🚬 😷

All of youse should game end yourselves

You should do it

Excuse me? 👀🤔🧐🤓 “Peasants"? ⁉️

I 👋🙄 shoved an entire 💅 Mustang 🚗 🚘 🚙 Cobra 🐍 up 🆙 my ass 🍑 🍑, with the ☝️ supercharger 🛰🚀 routed through 👉👌 my esophagus 👉😩. However 🤔🤔, I couldn't fit 👌 the cooling 🤦‍♂️❄️❄️ system properly, so I got breast 💦💦😍 implants 😎 and filled 💉☔️💦💦 them with straight 😍💑 coolant 🌬☃️, running 🏃‍♀️🏃🏿 the radiator pipes 🔧🛠through them. The extra 💯💯 pressure on my prostate 🥜💧 makes me cum 🍆💦💦💦with unexpected violence 😩😩😤😤😤, so I tape my dick 🍆🍆 pointed backwards 🔙🔙 and use my cumshots 💦💦☔️ for extra thrust😎😎. It also helps 👋🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️when I fuck 👉👌 my opponents after they inevitably run 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️into 😎 my rear 🙇‍♂️🚗 and get ASSimilated 💦😍😍🍑 as well, decomposed 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ and used as extra 💯💯 fuel ⛽️.

"Peasants", eh?⁉️⁉️ Don't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ you 👉🙀 dare 😡😠😡 use that word, sonny 🍗 🍖 . I'll fuck you 🍆 🙇‍♂️💦💦 and your Focus 🚘 and use the turbocharger 🚀🛰 to give myself 💁‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ an enema 💉🚿🚰 and force 😟🔫 you to drink 🍹🍸🍷 all 💯 of it, along with the decomposed 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ remains of my opponents 🚫🚫 and their cars.‼️‼️

Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i'm thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁‍♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid ⚗️ and cum 💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a's 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏fucking 👏 now 👄

LOOK 🚗🚗 THE FUCK🚙🚙🚙 OUT🚖🚖🚖🚕🚕🚕🚚🚚🚚🚚 IT'S🚓🚓🚒🚒🚒🚑🚑 CAR O'CLOCK🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏BETTER CHECK🚏🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜BOTH SIDES🚚🚚🚚🚚🚜OF THE ROAD🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙B4 U CROSS🚛🚕🚕🚗🚗🚖🚖🚖🚚🚚OR YOU'LL GET HIT🚚🚚🚓🚓🚓🚔🚔🚔🚔👌👌👌👌👌👌

I have 2 ✌️cats 🐱 Whenever I whip out 👀my nozzle 🍆😎and start the ritual💦, my younger 😏cat Ringo 🐱🍆will run into the bathroom🚽😍💦, jump up onto the sink🚰 and start screaming at me. He does this non-stop 😍until I stop pissing💦. It's almost instant👀. It's like he has 🕷spider 🕷senses🕷 and can tell when the first droplet🍆💦 or pisslets🍆💦 hit the toilet🚽🚽😎 and he rushes in to warn me😱As soon as everything is done, he just stops🛑, jumps down and continues whatever he was doing🤤💦🍆. Sometimes he will wake up 😳from sleeping😴 to do it, and then go 😎right back to sleep😴💦.

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[Verse 1] Ground Control 📟 to Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 Ground Control 📟 to Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 Take your protein pills 💊 And put your helmet ⛑ on 🔟Ground Control 📟 9️⃣to Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 8️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ Commencing 5️⃣ countdown Engines on 4️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ Check ✔️ ignition 1️⃣ And may God's love 🍆😩💞 (Liftoff) be with you

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2] This is Ground Control 📟 to Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 You've really made the grade📝 And the papers 🗞want to know whose shirt you wear👀 Now it's time to leave the capsule 🛸 if you dare 😈 This is Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 to Ground Control 📟 I'm stepping through the door 🚪 And I'm floating 😮 in a most peculiar way And the stars ✨ look very different today

[Chorus] For here am I sitting 😿 in a tin can 🚀 Far above the world 🌎 Planet Earth is blue 😪 And there's nothing 😩 I can do 😓✌🏼

[Verse 3] Though I'm past one hundred thousand 😲miles♿️ I'm feeling very still😒 And I think my spaceship 🚀 knows which way to go 🤔 Tell my wife😭 I love her very much 💗 She knows Ground Control 📟 to Major Tom 👨🏼‍🚀 Your circuit's dead, 🔥there's something wrong😰 Can you hear me, Major Tom? 😭 Can you hear me, Major Tom? 😭 Can you hear me, Major Tom? 😭 Can you-💀

W🅰️tCH 🅾️uT 🤭😮 there’s 🅰️ SKELET🅾️N 😳💀 INSIdE y🅾️uR b🅾️dY 🤯☠️ ITS C🅰️LLEd Y🅾️ur B🅾️NeS 😱🤭🤯☠️☠️
W🅰️tCH 🅾️uT 🤭😮 there’s 🅰️ SKELET🅾️N 😳💀 INSIdE y🅾️uR b🅾️dY 🤯☠️ ITS C🅰️LLEd Y🅾️ur B🅾️NeS 😱🤭🤯☠️☠️

👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little hurricane💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!

A 👌 whole 💦 town 🏪 of 💦 beings, 👀 confined to 💦 feeling 😜 one 😤 emotion their 🍆 entire 👏 life. 👤 That 😐 could 🔒 honestly 👏 be 🐝 the 👏 focus of 💦 an 👹 entire 👏 movie, 🎥 but 🍑 in 👏 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 that's 😦 just 👏 the 👏 world 🌎 they 👥 live 🙅 in, 👏 and 👏 yet 😇 these 👈 beings 👀 don't 🚫 question 😩 it 💯 and 👏 carry 🔛 on 🔛 their 🍆 lives 📴 as 🍑 normal... 😐 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 takes 😉 a 👌 far 🌌 more 🍗 subtle 🙈 approach 😜 meaning critics probably 😻 didn't 🚫 notice the 👏 strong 💪 existential themes present 💲 in 👏 the 👏 film upon 👦 first 👆 viewing.

OMG 😨 CUMMY🍆💦 THANK YOU😍😍 FOR4️⃣ WARNING⚠️ ME❤️!!!

Wtf did I do to deserve cancer like this

If I🙋repost♻️something😩from the📰frontpage📃I✋🏼do😤expect😎at least🙌🏻40%👌of the⬆️upvotes🔝the real post📰got👀. In🤩return🔁I✋🏼get💔downvoted🔽😤. You're🖕welcome🤗for👀showing📺you the💯dank😂meme🔥that existed🙌but🖕you❌never😐cared to✅check✔️bc of your😖depression🤢 🤮, you🖕ungrateful🐷swine🐽😂 .

😍Guys😍, I’m 😲shaking😲. I’m fucking😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝️Mercy.✝️🎃️ That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal goddess💐🖼️. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll never❤👅💋mate ❤👅💋with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I’d do fucking💰💰💰 ANYTHING 💰💰

What the fuck did I just walk into

I dont really have words for this..

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