@Deleted User it's ok, we all know you'll never get within 20 feet of a vagina so I wouldn't blame you for not understanding how they work. 😉

Quite the achievement getting as far as we all have.

Oof

All things considered.

oog

A butthole is just a smelly vagina

👺

That's all that Whiski knows.

Big gay boy he is.

Smelly vagina

I'm actually going out tonight.

Oh where to?

Another date?

Date?

Got another date???

Nah. Seeing a band in Glasgow.

@coattailsandbowties I don't like vagina 🖕 😁

WHERE TAILED.

did someone say date?

Not taking a nice gal? For shame.

@Deleted User PERFECT

who u seein @Tailed Feature

@Pip stop thotting please

*sad violin*

I couldn't find a gal pretentious enough.

@Dino Why...

Get Coattails.

you could always ask tails

shit

I'm sure there will be some pretentious bitches there

*Heh*

Just chat one of them up

A) I'm not pretentious, and b) sorry lad I'm taken.

Get a girl from the gig

They'll also be in their 60s or something.

@Tailed Feature I missed you saying it was in glasgow, woops.

@coattailsandbowties well your wrong about one of those things 😂

Oh I thought you were asking what venue.

Doesn't have to be sexual, just two mates going to see a band.

Tell her that you are a meme slut on the dank brigade sever

Go knock the dust off that granny pussy