Vape? Swedish? Wants to be a kid?

Back when I was in grade 9 there was a kid in my class that was an underage pedo.

Not pedo?

@Lovecraft I'd actually be a great lawyer. My attention to detail when I actually put the effort in is immense.

I aint allowed to shave the mustache, gf will actually stab me..

Something doesn't add up

He has a mommy dommy gf

@Turtle he might just be a little

How old is your gf? @Lovecraft

23

38

Same age as me

I am 27.. <:imout:437239184269508610>

How old are you?

Not a pedo. Just weird.

19

My partner is 33

And vapes

Kid was a gross stereotypical weeb. Me and my classmates caught him watching loli hentai many times.

So....

Lol

Step mom is younger than me

im 20

@Deleted User haha get fucked

thats hot, phucc her

Give her the benis.

JAMIES STEPMOM, HAS GOT IT GOIN ON

gf is 5´2 and uber sub, would be fun to see her actually try to dom

funny thing is she wanted to fuck me before she went for my dad

@Deleted User you have monica

Going blind in my left eye my life is over

@Deleted User That's hot. You should cuck your father.

A shame I missed the ball spam. Also getting threatened by women younger than you and taking them seriously.

@Deleted User Take it, record it, profit.

So... technically you have 2 out of those three things. Shes defos not a loli

Oh wait no, you can't/

can y'all ***stop***

Jaime can't cheat on his boyfriend.

^

Tfw no dommy mommy loli goth big titty flat chest trap gf.

@Mr Surkuri shes small but quick man, she´ll gut me in my sleep