Agreed mate

also stops cunts from trying to drown you by pushing you overboard

Its gonna be me 27 years old and the kiddies at the beginner class.

True

Fuck man

You can learn to swim by yourself tho

True

ive tried to just wing it by myself, sank like a fucking stone.

Its comes in naturally

But its easier to learn in a group

I aint buoyant at all.

Survival instincts

i hear fat is bouyant, just get obese 😄

I would swim on land if i could

6'2 190pounds. Its like dropping a rock into the water, and then I panic lmao

*swimming through the ground*

Trust anyone can swim

Swim in mud

Anyone up to a certain point

I will swim in mud

Just to prove you wrong

Hmmph

i'll prolly go to classes tbh, been meaning too. cause I fucking love the ocean and all its creatures

Film it

even if it freaks me the hell out.

prolly will film it tbh, great meme to show the kids some day

just stay next to shore and don't let the rip currents take you out to deep water

Boxer jellyfish? @Lovecraft

specially if they bitch and moan bout learning it themself, they gonna see their pathetic father and be like "ye fuck that, i'll just learn now"

@Lovecraft just go to your local pool and have a play in the water

Or what about blue bottles

Nasty fuckers

jellyfish are amazing creatures

@fuzzyplant


I hope you die in a shallow swimmingpool <a:FortniteDanceClass:506720052121436170>

Jellyfish are cunts

true

but theyre amazing cunts

Had one sting me last year

Oof

Fucking hurt

my favourites are squids and octopuses