@sweatercowsandsass I was fine, didn't have one. Not even while having kids screaming at me all day.

@coattailsandbowties

if you don't do your homework im going to send you my personal belly button lint collection @coattailsandbowties

Normally I'd say can you sick fucks wait for the corpse to get cold before shitting on it, but tbh he probably hit room temp in the 80's.

@Clebe shut the fuck up

@Tailed Feature why did you have kids screaming at you?

@sweatercowsandsass Work.

That's poorly worded

^

@Tailed Feature aw shit

true

Forgot lol

@legitcheezit how's it feel to have the head of a mods penis directly in your asshole

already capped one myself

I start my new job on Monday

Sweet.

Excited?

Nervous af aha

You'll be grand.

Hope so fam

@Clebe not too bad. Also I’m no bitch the whole shaft is there buddy

@legitcheezit keep up the good work

what job?

ScotGov have just opened a consultation about hate crime legislation.

Claims for insurance shit

oh, that doesnt sound that bad

too bad i can't post images 😦

Its pretty good money

@sweatercowsandsass so if I “burn down my business” you can help me?

i bet

@legitcheezit no

@sweatercowsandsass you get free health insurance with that?

Because I'll investigate it and tell you to fuck off

Worth a shot

@Tailed Feature are they going to allow more hate crimes?

We have free healthcare already.

@Clebe i live in the UK... we get free healthcare anyway

@Deleted User Dunno haven't done it yet but probably.

Coattails's tinder profile:
"Likes beards and pizza, mod powers a plus. Don't @ me and I'll smash on the first date."

not having free healthcare 🤣

@sweatercowsandsass ah fair enough