why are puffer fish so fucking based?

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question: who would win, a puffer fish or a mantis shrimp?

puffer

shrimp is basically helpless against other animals isnt it?

well the mantis shrimp is a different story

explain?

mantis shrimp a larger crustacean than your basic shrimp

and a fiercer hunter

(((@TBORIOT)))

oy vey

puffer isnt toxic af tho?

oy vey <3

@Deleted User

Puffer fish have poisonous livers

But their main defense is their spikes and ability to inflate

It does from eating a hot dog to a fucking beach ball in a few seconds

yeah thats what i mea

mean

So even if the animal eats the fish it gets to choke and die

My main defence is a straight right to the jaw.

@EvanM23 Thank you for that 😂

tea isnt a gun better?

yeah the mantis shrimp can punch so quickly its been known to break out of aquariums

https://youtu.be/WTzqtrc7f-8

I’d buy a type r probably

idk ill put my bets on the one i dont eat

the puffer seems more visious

in my pov i mean

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Fudge

I'm a bit out of the loop of uk politics, are you guys getting a hard brexit now or not?

Mantis shrimp punch can punch so fast the water in fromt of their claws supercavitiates

As Mr Torgue said

best fudge I had was whiskey flavoured

i dont fuckin know anymore dude

ask the uk fellows i just know their police is shit

good shit

Punch 'em so hard they explode