Mike The Dick

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2018-11-03 16:25:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How do you expect to take back tthe holy land with that attitude?

2018-11-03 16:26:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pure H E R E S Y

2018-11-03 16:27:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

K there chad

2018-11-03 16:28:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Which is the wholesome version, no shaving for charity. Though I think they imply not shaving your treasure trail

2018-11-03 16:30:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah radiation poisoning will do that

2018-11-03 16:33:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Used to stack degenerates like you 6 foot high in Da Nang

2018-11-03 16:34:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anyone not in the <@&498259609316884520> list

2018-11-03 16:34:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh shit, whats up Dimorac?

2018-11-07 18:42:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ya'll need to go to church

2018-11-07 18:43:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@ducatideamon999sp I meant the church of the god emporer of mankind

2018-11-07 18:46:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Give pedos the big toaster bath

2018-11-07 18:48:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

could we have a real life battle royale game with nothing but pedos fighting to survive, and then just execute the winner?

2018-11-07 18:48:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

normal people?

2018-11-07 18:50:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and a prison cell is just a room

2018-11-07 18:50:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ive been here for a while

2018-11-07 18:51:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

just no one likes me

2018-11-07 18:51:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that would be a castle crasher

2018-11-07 18:55:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

im gonna go and comeback after the great whitie purge and steal peoples shoes

2018-11-07 18:56:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac going to steal them doc martins

2018-11-08 01:28:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Neanderthals?

2018-11-08 01:29:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Aw whyd you delete it

2018-11-12 03:53:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

She looks like she ate her last tinder meet up, I wouldnt risk it

2018-11-12 03:54:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Susie Dent just fuckin cutting now

2018-11-12 03:56:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Goteem

2018-11-12 03:58:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"Heightist"

2018-11-12 03:58:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Will the manlets ever learn

2018-11-12 03:59:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You mean 5'11.

2018-11-12 03:59:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

^

2018-11-12 04:00:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I see americas most wanted got updated

2018-11-12 04:01:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just

2018-11-15 20:05:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lets talk bout warhammer

2018-11-15 20:05:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

heretic

2018-11-15 20:05:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

xenoscum

2018-11-15 20:05:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

vermintide?

2018-11-15 20:06:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

no

2018-11-15 20:06:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fatshark

2018-11-15 20:07:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you get some nice looking models nowadays for your money though

2018-11-15 20:07:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

just need to be able to paint

2018-11-15 20:08:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"why dont you try getting a job" - Mistuh Jay sea Denton, indafresh

2018-11-15 20:09:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

its a start

2018-11-15 20:09:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there is a bit before, all to do with the emporers Great Crusade to find his lost sons

2018-11-15 20:11:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

think for anyone looking to get into nowadays is just to stick with the video games

2018-11-15 20:12:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

unless you like tabletop gaming and have anyone to play with, dont invest in the tabletop warhammer

2018-11-15 20:12:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Feed those fucking things to puffer fish, Puffer Fish eat EVERYTHING

2018-11-15 20:13:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

look at this good boi

2018-11-15 20:13:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

eating literal evil

2018-11-15 20:14:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

why are puffer fish so fucking based?

2018-11-15 20:14:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

question: who would win, a puffer fish or a mantis shrimp?

2018-11-15 20:16:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

well the mantis shrimp is a different story

2018-11-15 20:16:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

mantis shrimp a larger crustacean than your basic shrimp

2018-11-15 20:17:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and a fiercer hunter

2018-11-15 20:19:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah the mantis shrimp can punch so quickly its been known to break out of aquariums

2018-11-15 20:21:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i dont fuckin know anymore dude

2018-11-16 00:07:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

question: what happened in Rotherham to fat mike?

2018-11-16 00:08:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it was a mercy killin

2018-11-16 00:17:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

god the fucking pile up on Mike Graham, that was a tactical feat of espionage and roasting if I ever saw it

2018-11-16 00:19:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

bud in general is awful

2018-11-16 00:20:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

>2018
>not drinking pure Mescaline

2018-11-16 00:20:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck you @ing me for, I know

2018-11-16 00:22:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so what happened to Mikes Rotherham show?

2018-11-16 00:23:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"Hi welcome to chillis"

2018-11-16 00:25:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

itsentirelypossible.mp3

2018-11-16 00:27:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you are a figment of my brain then I need to work on my creativity

2018-11-16 00:28:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How you feel when you see a sunset? interlinked

2018-11-16 00:29:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

within cells, interlinked

2018-11-16 00:29:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

go back to school

2018-11-16 00:30:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I like getting high but only when the discussion is about something funny

2018-11-16 00:30:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ASS coming out the BUTT

2018-11-16 00:32:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

heres something to think about, the human eye can only see 3 colours, everything is a combination of those 3. The Mantis Shrimp can see 23 colours that we cannot even begin to comprehend.

2018-11-16 00:34:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

why you trying to cover me in hair?

2018-11-16 00:35:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thats good

2018-11-16 00:36:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lool "guilt tripped into being sober"

2018-11-16 00:36:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

what even

2018-11-16 00:39:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you ever eat a girl out after you fuck her?

2018-11-16 00:40:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

kick the pink door in, paint it white on the way out

2018-11-16 00:41:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Aya you never go 69?

2018-11-16 00:41:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

for what?

2018-11-16 00:41:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

money?

2018-11-16 00:42:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

^

2018-11-16 00:43:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

well see then you have to open your legs to be comfy and fit the head and that can lead to huge misfortune if someone farts

2018-11-16 00:43:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you ever just go full retard and face fuck a girl?

2018-11-16 00:44:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

mmm point make Shmeh

2018-11-16 00:45:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

AS LONG AS NO ONE FOLLOWS THROUGH
if your fucking still after than and laughing, hell no

2018-11-16 00:45:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

gtfo

2018-11-16 00:46:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

went with a short girl so I had to sit up and then she was in a sort of wheelbarrow position

2018-11-16 00:47:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

no

2018-11-16 00:48:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is @coattailsandbowties THICC and think theyll crush their man?

2018-11-16 00:50:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you want her to gag just a tiny bit, confirms you have the big PP

2018-11-16 00:50:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

RIGHT

2018-11-16 00:51:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

thank you

2018-11-16 00:52:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

well it was that or talking about "dude weed lamo what is reality man"

2018-11-16 00:52:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tig Bitties or nothing

2018-11-16 00:53:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

went out with a girl, 38 FF

2018-11-16 00:53:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck I miss her

2018-11-16 00:55:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you think that guy has a gag reflex?

2018-11-16 00:56:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

he coughs and niggas in the next city be saying "excuse you"

2018-11-16 00:59:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I still dont know what happened in Rotherham

2018-11-16 01:03:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

go further and kill yourself at a younger age then

2018-11-16 01:05:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

be the first state appointed cremation if she does go

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