You're uncultured tex

smh

i mean thats a given

Step up your toaster game bro

tex's culture is basically that CAH card, "firing a rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog"

LOL ruger fuck sake like

The toaster bath thing doesn't work here in the States because the outlets in the bathroom have Breakers so basically we can't kill herself that way

Sad times

Oh boy.

well we have guns

Better never go to the states.

But that's too messy n someone's going to have to clean up after it @T e x

dont be rude, go out in the woods

some lil kid n his dog will still find ye

Just overdose.

Goodmorning

Or go to that suicide woods in Japan. Might get featured in a youtube video.

@T e x who even needs toasters lmao

just roast your bread over a fire

toaster strudels

holy fuck tex is still here haha

what did you think

lmaoooo

why would he not be? tex is bound by both his disgust and his curiosity of this place

hilariously accurate

😃

lmaoooo

Just you wait tex

holy fuck macy's sells 400$ toasters

now thats a scam

You’ll be completely transformed

Turtlenecks and all

@T e x

Fuck that

wow people are stupid.

you could kill a whole public bath of niggas with that bad boy

this reminds me of a brilliant idea i had like 7 years ago i even mentioned to a few people

they all told me no one would buy it so i said fuck it

now they are popular as hell

lmao same toaster going for even more

in b4 it isnt brilliant