my toaster was 15 bucks and ive had it for like 5 years

fuck me theres 1 for ~£100

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dualit-Classic-2-Slot-Toaster-Stainless/dp/B00008BQZE/ref=sr_1_24?s=kitchen-appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1542366731&sr=1-24&keywords=toaster

Smaller compartments will get the bread stuck more often on the way up or down. Squeezing bread that's near capacity will leave the grates unable to properly center it, causing an uneven browning, so the same slice in a toaster with slightly more room can be adjusted by the grates at least minimally, causing it to fare better while toasting.

Who wants a 2 slot toaster
anymore? Basic bitch shit.

wow fuckin toaster connoisseur over here

You're uncultured tex

smh

i mean thats a given

Step up your toaster game bro

tex's culture is basically that CAH card, "firing a rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog"

LOL ruger fuck sake like

The toaster bath thing doesn't work here in the States because the outlets in the bathroom have Breakers so basically we can't kill herself that way

Sad times

Oh boy.

well we have guns

Better never go to the states.

But that's too messy n someone's going to have to clean up after it @T e x

dont be rude, go out in the woods

some lil kid n his dog will still find ye

Just overdose.

Goodmorning

Or go to that suicide woods in Japan. Might get featured in a youtube video.

@T e x who even needs toasters lmao

just roast your bread over a fire

toaster strudels

holy fuck tex is still here haha

what did you think

lmaoooo

why would he not be? tex is bound by both his disgust and his curiosity of this place

hilariously accurate

😃

lmaoooo

Just you wait tex

holy fuck macy's sells 400$ toasters

now thats a scam

You’ll be completely transformed

Turtlenecks and all

@T e x

Fuck that

wow people are stupid.