Wonder if he can still nut, if he rubs his stump fast enough?

If cutting off your own penis ever sounds like a valid path to walk on in life, then nature is just protecting itself by allowing you to castrate yourself.

http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-nigel-farage-enjoy-13603076

Here is the tumber that he wrote himself about it all

tl;dr: "I fucked up. Actions have consequences. "

Ps: Penis don't grow back.

If it's real then he has to be mentally ill in some way. No sane man chops off their cock for attention.

I'd chop off both my arms and my legs before my dick.

I thought that was the entire premise of jackass?

idk, the way some men let themselves get emasculated by thots online...

he does have a gf apparently

Reduce your Reproduce

this guy was just the next level of that

thot pussy, even used by enough Chad's to start an Arian race, still incites thirst in the beta'est of betas.

Bet.youd smash @Hyskoan

With a hammer, bet on it.

Bodyparts sell for more than a used up std container.

Doubt. You'd be so deep in that pussy it would make your Dad's crippling debt seem bearable.

@Karpo how the grinch fucked christmas

https://www.facebook.com/1087812181297207/posts/1887515227993561/

wholesome

Karpo

i actually laughed at that image, im getting drunk

@Tea Doubt, I've had plenty offered. But the thot stench was too stronk for my mortal senses.

More of this please dog

Markus couldnt stay awake

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Is he ditching tonight's TISM again?

just saw someones dick break in shitposting

aint getting that out my memory

Just imagine it's a strong sausage.

i know that vid, yeah, the guys dick just bends in half cuz the girl presses down on it

Thot-strength. Half as strong as tard-strength.

When they smell a man in a 1 km area around them they go into heat and all the blood rushes towards their venomous appendages, giving them increased gripping strength to pull out any man's wallet and soul.

Nice bait?

oh man