Strongly advise against a windows phone I have one and I hate it

Part baked baguettes are outstanding, if it smells like playdough better check the date.

Schar... if it's gluten free put it in the bin and get proper bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Z1yLO9C-Q

True but the MASK toys were way better than transformers

A flying bike and a van that a boat popped out of the back.

That looks legendary, I can't lie, don't think I had all that stuff or at least don't remember it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

Full episodes of RTT are on YT, we live in the greatest of times!

It still kinda holds up, where does it go, where does it stop? Watch for the sign on the lollypop!

Wonder if he can still nut, if he rubs his stump fast enough?

Going outside has amazing graphics but the gameplay is shite.

Fuck the place, the whisky is the shit though

I'll never switch to light theme

Haha, an actual turd sandwich

The corsair LL fans are beautiful.

I was surprised the Steelseries Arctis 7 lived up to the hype and then some.

That's the case I nearly got, got the Air 740 instead

Cherry MX blues

K65 if you like a smaller keyboard

The loud click is why I'm blues for life

I remember a p good transformers game from way back but I think it was on PS2

Might have cerebral palsy... or be on hardcore painkillers?

Does 'is typing' basically mean your cursor is flashing?

Hey, I maybe a cunt and a faggot... oh nvm

Been using it for 12 years, not stopping now

He's 'been typing' for about 2 hours

Bad Santa 2 is too funny!

ip man 3 was meh, but the first 2 were excellent

Damn Secrets were the fucking shit!

Opel fruits are the best chewy sweet, cunts ruined the name though

Wispa gold is outstanding

Yorkies are so small now makes me sad

Steak McCoys are the only McCoys but Walkers Max shit all over them

Yeah no more Kleenex ManSize cause some little bitch had a fit

Quarter Backs and Tangy Toms

Oh and Petrified Prawns

Salt reduction fucked a lot of crisps, Disco's used to be the shit now they taste of fucking lo salt

Never seen those badboys

'Diet' soft drinks in general are grim

Rainbow drops were excellent

^

It's a crime how small wagon wheels are now

WKD used to do an Irn Bru alcopop

Mountain Dew Game Fuel was p good

Appleteiser is rank

I'd rather have payed £100 for Destiny 2 than them split the game into three pieces and slowly sell it for like £150+

C-Unit

Quim

I fucking hate Playstation they're forcing me to buy a console, Medievil is one of my all time favourite games

I voted leave and if there was another referendum I'd vote no deal if it was a choice

This Old Tony is p chill as well as being funny and informative

WAAAAH

Chilli beef Pot Noodles are surprisingly spicy

Correct

Some like it hot

Say Hey Bill you gonna boggart all that crack or what?

CRT TV's are unnecessarily heavy

I delivered them for 5 years screen to your chest is the way

Two man lifting hadn't been invented back then

@Shut Up Eve Good point

I used to deliver washing machines as well as TV's my backs already fucked for life

Not as spicy as a Chilli beef Pot Noodle

I watched it just so I'd feel like slightly less of a dick putting a dislike on it

Yeah they don't and won't give a fuck, p funny though

Lies

Bell bottoms are back apparently

Switch is a solid console and SMO is a great game

Mario Kart is on my list, can't wait for the proper Pokemon game next year

Steak and cheese roll greatest greggs